Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 07 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT

Man as toilet…not everyone laughs

One punch knockout


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Retarder Cop: Casual Friday

Chinese Sick Day

Posted: 07 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.”

Monday Morning Memories

Posted: 06 Apr 2009 05:45 AM PDT

Back at work?  Back sitting in class?  Unemployed and sitting on your ass pretending to look for a job? Well we all have thins we need to do, but that doesn’t mean we need to forget about the wonderful weekend that was.    If you didn’t make any of these memories for yourself maybe you can live vicariously through the memories of others captured on digital cameras and shared with he world.

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Daily Cool Pics

Posted: 06 Apr 2009 05:30 AM PDT

Hopefully you are back to business as usual this Monday morning and not hanging out of the side of your car licking some pavement.  I spent the weekend doing a little birthday drinking and gambling myself, but I made it through the night without an incident.  I can’t say the same for all of my friends because some did spend time bowing to the porcelain gods.

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 06 Apr 2009 04:45 AM PDT

Laptop Prank


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Colorado Tap Water Is Flammable


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Two Geese Attack AIG Employee


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It’s been 10 years…

Posted: 06 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT

This guy is stranded on a deserted island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, Its not a ship.

The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, Its not a boat.

The speck gets even closer and he thinks, Its not a raft.

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?

Ten years! he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, Man, oh man! Is that good!

Then she asked, How long has it been since you have had a drink of whiskey? He replies, Ten years! She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, Wow, that is fantastic!

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, And how long has it been since you have had some REAL fun?

And the man replies, My God! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!

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