Posted: 08 Apr 2009 05:00 AM PDT
When you had a stock trading at over $700 a share I guess you can throw some money around on making your office space fun and enjoyable for your employees. The Google Zurich office seems like a nice place to hang your hat for a few hours a day. I thought getting a no window office was cool, but after seeing this I feel like I got robbed.
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 04:45 AM PDT
Mom takes a dip
Idiot woman calls 911….locked in her car
Stop Calling Me A Homo
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT
John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a 'For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years old, really shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, on the spot, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. “Well, it’s quite simple, really,” says the seller, “whenever the bike is outside and it’s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.” And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandy, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they ride the bike over there. But, just before they enter the house, Sandy stops him and says, “I have to tell you something about my family before we go in… When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.” “No problem,” he says. And in they go.
John is shocked at the sight. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
John, looking over at Sandy’s mom, thinks to himself she’s pretty hot. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. His girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, “All right, that’s enough, I’ll do the fucking dishes!”
Posted: 07 Apr 2009 11:57 AM PDT
Which tennis star likes the feel of the thong? [Taxi Driver Movie]
Anna Faris is busty and sexy for her premiere [Celebridiot]
Kelly Monaco is smoking hot in Vegas dance show [NS4W]
Tila Tequila has one hell of a rack [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Laura Torissi does Italy proud [Uncoached]
Virginia Tech cheerleader dreams of Playboy [Busted Coverage]
10 Sexy jobs you don’t want your girlfriend to have [COED]
Hot college girls going for the title [College Humor]
Hef’s girlfriends battle it out [Celebrity Odor]
Sexy Adriana Lima lingerie shoot [Cameltap]
9 Worst Roommates Ever [Holy Taco]
Opening Day brawl in Philadelphia [Don Chavez]
Ande Valentino Guitar Hero bikini girl [Wii Hotties]
Posted: 07 Apr 2009 05:45 AM PDT
It’s important when taking the best possible tooshie shot to think of your surroundings. Look at the first picture below and you can appreciate the thought and skill some women place into their digital images. The blue door frame creates a natural framing to the subject, proper hand placement on each side of the door creates balance, the thong properly curved over each cheek gives a lovely visual, and the coat rack, cheap CD rack, and panther poster show she probably is pissed at her parents. Don’t you just love Tooshie revenge pics that are just aimed at getting back at over protective folks?
Posted: 07 Apr 2009 05:30 AM PDT
Remember that no matter how old you get it is never too late to dream. Sure most of us never became a professional athlete, a famous actor, incredibly wealthy, or a porn star, but as long as you can find a way to live your dream a little bit each day you will find happiness. I love get all deep and reflective on a Tuesday….must be the fact I am a year older.
Posted: 07 Apr 2009 05:30 AM PDT
Brooke Banx is a hot busty blonde from Texas. She is busting into the world of hot and sexy modeling with a huge MySpace fan base and a website featuring even more amazing images. If you check out her site you can even get her to send you a nice autograph…for $15!
Posted: 07 Apr 2009 05:00 AM PDT
I think it would be cool to pet a lion or a tiger…if they were unconscious and there was no chance of them eating me. Look at the big cats in these pictures and tell me if you would be sitting on their backs as if they were a carnival ride. Their teeth will cut through you like a hot knife through soft butter….oh yeah that will get messy. I wonder if I can find the after pictures where you just see a big cat and a few bones lying around. How many of you would hop into a cage with these animals…sober?
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