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| Politics through the eyes of a child Posted: 14 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT A little boy looks up at his father and asks, “Dad, what’s politics?” Dad says, “Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way.” I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me “Capitalism.” Your Mom is the administrator of the household, so we’ll call her “The Government.” We’re here to take care of your needs so we’ll call you “The People.” The nanny works hard all day for very little money so, we’ll consider her “The Working Class.” And your baby brother… we’ll call him “The Future.” Now, think about that and see if it makes sense. So, the little boy goes off to bed, thinking about what his Dad has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words, what you think politics is about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future stinks. |
| Posted: 13 Apr 2009 09:11 AM PDT
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| Posted: 13 Apr 2009 05:45 AM PDT I just love the Spring because it means you can bust out the BBQ on the weekend yet again in the Northeast. The cold is lifting, the snow is gone, and the leaves are on their way back. Now do you know what makes a cookout even better? get some alcohol, a naughty girl in a short skirt and a thong, get a hot dog, and dare her to do some drinks. Simple enough if you ask me!
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| Idiot of the Day - Woman vs Polar Bear Posted: 13 Apr 2009 05:35 AM PDT A woman visiting the Berlin Zoo decided it was time to cool off and what better place to do so than the Polar Bear habitat. Sure sounds like a good idea because, as we know, the bears love cool water and human company. This is especially true when the bears are being fed and could use a little hunting practice. This woman was rescued and is being treated for her injuries. I am still not sure if they have determined what caused her to jump in to the pond, but no matter what she will still be our Idiot of the Day! |
| Posted: 13 Apr 2009 05:30 AM PDT Come on and admit that something happened this weekend that you wish you could forget and erase from your mind forever. Everyone thinks that only hot chicks like to throw their lovelies to the open air at a sporting event, but in Philadelphia even the big girls join in on the fun. Let me tell you that even after 10 beers this is not a site you want to see…ever. See the guy in the black shirt in front of her? He went blind from this!!!
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