Friday, April 17, 2009

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Friday Wild Girls

Posted: 17 Apr 2009 07:45 AM CDT

I am a big believer that Wild Girls should travel in packs.   The reasoning behind that is it makes them easier to spot.  As we all know a lone wild girl can sometimes be a bit timid until they get a few drinks going and music starts to play, but you get a pack o them together and it just takes the smell of booze and the glow of a sporting event to get them started.  Before you know it they will be grinding up on each other, taking blow job shots, and dancing on the bar.  The trick with the pack of wild girls is to thin the herd and get one solo.  Like a lion tracking a pack of gazelle you always find the weak one and pounce.  You spot that weak one early in the evening and you will be all set for a night of stranger gunk!

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Polticians know how to behave

Posted: 17 Apr 2009 07:30 AM CDT

I always thought that getting into politics would be a nice thing to do with my life.  You get to help people, trying and make a change, work with others that have high moral standards, and most importantly the weekly fight club. I mean who doesn’t like trying to get some laws into the books and backing up your beliefs byt kicking the ass of those that oppose you?   I think I might have to try this at work tomorrow.  Not sure how it goes over since there are  a bunch if Ivy Leaguers and we all know they are all talk no action….I saw Good Will Hunting.  That guy in the bar folded like a cheap suit and Matt Damon asked him to step outside…pussies!

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Daily Cool Pics

Posted: 17 Apr 2009 07:30 AM CDT

It’ Friday and it is time to party!  I don’t know i I would recommend giving yourself a champagne shower when you hit the bars, but save that for later on in the evening when you are sure you have no shot to get laid.  Best case scenario some dunk girl thinks you re really cool and licks the booze off your face and worst case who gives a shit you’re drunk!

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Rocio Guirar Diaz is Grrrrrrrrr

Posted: 17 Apr 2009 07:00 AM CDT

Rocío Guirao Díaz is a gorgeous 24 year old  is an Argentine model.  She has performed on the Argentine version of Dancing With The Stars and I have to get a copy of the season she was one because I want to see hr in those slutty outfits.  Oh come on if it wasn’t for the practically naked women on that show no one would watch it.  Lil Kim can barely keep her chest melons contained in her costumes.  Anyway back to Rocio and her amazing body.  She was recently married and will have her first child later this year.

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 17 Apr 2009 06:45 AM CDT

Men crossing a river

Posted: 17 Apr 2009 06:30 AM CDT

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: “God, please give me the strength to cross the river” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: “God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: “God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river” Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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