Posted: 09 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least………. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’ When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 05:45 AM PDT
Nothing makes a Hump Day more enjoyable than Hooters wings for lunch. I mean you are sitting around thinking that the week is only half over, the NCAA tourney is all done, nothing is on television on Wednesday, and the weekend seems so far away, but than Hooters pops into you head out of nowhere. Oh yeah not too mention a bunch of scantly clad hotties to admire for most of the morning.
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 05:30 AM PDT
Sometimes I think people make life way too complicated. Look at computers over the years. When they first came out they filled up a room, Xerox had all the great ideas, but let them walk out the door, Apple designed a great system that Microsoft stole, and so on. Now machines are everywhere from homes to cars to pockets and why? I have an iPhone and I use it to read ESPN, watch dirty movies, and listen to music - usually two at the same time. Unless of course the video has a good soundtrack and I’ll just enjoy that along with the show, but I am off topic. This computer leading off the daily pictures really shows how simple life could be if they just got rid of the crap no one wanted.
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 05:00 AM PDT
Torrie Wilson will be 34 years old this year and will always be know best for her work as one of the sexy Divas of the WWE. She was involved in either the WCW and WWE for eight years as well as spending time as a fitness competitor and model. She took home the crown at the 1998 Miss Galaxy competition an has graced the pages of Playboy, FHM, and other.
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