Wednesday, April 8, 2009

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Link to Funtasticus.com Humor & Fun Blog

Daily Cool Pics

Posted: 08 Apr 2009 07:30 AM CDT

Sometimes I think people make life way too complicated.  Look at computers over the years.  When they first came out they filled up a room, Xerox had all the great ideas, but let them walk out the door, Apple designed a great system that Microsoft stole, and so on.  Now machines are everywhere from homes to cars to pockets and why?  I have an iPhone and I use it to read ESPN, watch dirty movies, and listen to music - usually two at the same time.  Unless of course the video has a good soundtrack and I’ll just enjoy that along with the show, but I am off topic. This computer leading off the daily pictures really shows how simple life could be if they just got rid of the crap no one wanted.

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Torrie Wilson made wrestling fun

Posted: 08 Apr 2009 07:00 AM CDT

Torrie Wilson will be 34 years old this year and will always be know best for her work as one of the sexy Divas of the WWE.  She was involved in either the WCW and WWE for eight years as well as spending time as a fitness competitor and model.  She took home the crown at the 1998 Miss Galaxy competition an has graced the pages of Playboy, FHM, and other.

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Visit the all new FuntasticusNSFW.com!

I want to work at Google

Posted: 08 Apr 2009 07:00 AM CDT

When you had a stock trading at over $700 a share I guess you can throw some money around on making your office space fun and enjoyable for your employees.  The Google Zurich office seems like a nice place to hang your hat for a few hours a day.  I thought getting a no window office was cool, but after seeing this I feel like I got robbed.

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 08 Apr 2009 06:45 AM CDT

Mom takes a dip


Mom Falls Off Side Of Speeding Boat - Watch more Funny Videos

Idiot woman calls 911….locked in her car

Stop Calling Me A Homo

Break the silence….do the dishes

Posted: 08 Apr 2009 06:30 AM CDT

John really wanted to buy a motorcycle. He had been searching nearly every day, with no luck (he’s quite picky). One day he comes across a mint looking Harley with a 'For Sale’ sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one even though it’s 10 years old, really shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it, on the spot, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. “Well, it’s quite simple, really,” says the seller, “whenever the bike is outside and it’s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.” And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandy, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they ride the bike over there. But, just before they enter the house, Sandy stops him and says, “I have to tell you something about my family before we go in… When we eat dinner, we don’t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.” “No problem,” he says. And in they go.

John is shocked at the sight. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, of course, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandy. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. He stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her brains out right in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom definitely horrified, but, when he sits back down nobody says a word.

John, looking over at Sandy’s mom, thinks to himself she’s pretty hot. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. His girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, “All right, that’s enough, I’ll do the fucking dishes!”

Funtasticus Links

Posted: 07 Apr 2009 01:57 PM CDT

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Which tennis star likes the feel of the thong? [Taxi Driver Movie]

Anna Faris is busty and sexy for her premiere [Celebridiot]

Kelly Monaco is smoking hot in Vegas dance show [NS4W]

Tila Tequila has one hell of a rack [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Laura Torissi does Italy proud [Uncoached]

Virginia Tech cheerleader dreams of Playboy [Busted Coverage]

10 Sexy jobs you don’t want your girlfriend to have [COED]

Hot college girls going for the title [College Humor]

Hef’s girlfriends battle it out [Celebrity Odor]

Sexy Adriana Lima lingerie shoot [Cameltap]

9 Worst Roommates Ever [Holy Taco]

Opening Day brawl in Philadelphia [Don Chavez]

Ande Valentino Guitar Hero bikini girl [Wii Hotties]

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