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Fantasy Art Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT Some nice works of a Chinese artist called Ling Yun.

Cars and Girls Encore Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT This maybe our last installment of girls with vintage vehicles. Enjoy them while you can!

Modern Day Versions of Popular Quote Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was….. MODERN DAY VERSIONS Pessimist If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist If you love someone, Set her free … Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, ask her why. If she doesn’t come back, you were right all this time. Impatient If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. Patient If you love someone, Set her free … If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back … Playful If you love someone, Set her free … If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat …. C++ Programmer if(you-love( m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she = new CShe; Animal-Rights Activist If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! Lawyers If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Biologist If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve. Statisticians If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Schwarzenegger's fans If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK! Over possessive person If you love someone don't set her free. MBA If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously Psychologist If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnabulist If you love someone set her free If she comes back it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. ERP functional expert If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis Finance expert If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Specialist If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT “If It Wasn't For The Last Minute, Nothing Would Get Done!”

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT MUGGED OR NOT, THAT IS THE QUESTION - Guy owes his friend some money and tries to blow it off by saying that he got mugged. WHEN BLACK PEOPLE BECOME RICH - No offense to all our African American friends. Just found this clip which I thought was quite funny. WORKOUT OWNAGE - Guy attempts squat thrusts but the weights were too heavy and he gets into a position that he cannot get out off! So he has to shout for his MOM to come and help. Macho Macho Man…

Maria Sharapova Out of Tennis Gear Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT Sure we have seen this hot tennis superstar in short sports skirts and low-cut tops. But it is not as often you get to admire Sharapova in a swim-suit. Talk about a well-toned body!

Bloons Tower Defense 3 Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Another Tower Defense game but continuing from the popular Bloons series. Your objective? Destroy bad balloons of course using pineapple bombs, monkey blue, boomberangs, etc.

Orsi Feher Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Orsi Feher is a relatively unknown Hungarian model who deserves much more attention with the sexiness she exudes. She is also the host of a TV fashion talk show. Isn’t it refreshing to see new sexy models?

The Cocky Young Rooster Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit…..third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story? …. Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

African Beauty - Lip Plates Posted: 30 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT Lip plates can be found used by tribes in Africa, South America and the Amazon. For some, the plate size is a measure of social or economic influence or status. But for others, the size is just a matter of how long the lip has been stretched. There are varied reasons for putting the plates, but suffice to say, these tribes see these ‘ornaments’ as beauty and status. Although I can never in my life understand why people will want to do this to themselves and consider it as a thing of beauty. An interesting documentary video is attached too.

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