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| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT These pictures are really quite masterfully done by the artists who somehow manage to draw these illogical pictures to appear sensible. Very impressive!  |
| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT It always bring me much pleasure to bring you Friday Girls, cause not only do I get to ‘research’ on random hotties, I also know that the weekend is here! Have a chill weekend and I’ll see you and your hangover on Monday.
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| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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| 25 Recommended Courses for Women Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT We can always continue to upgrade and improve ourselves, which is why we took some pains and found some really really useful courses that women might find interesting. Do sign up! 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First. 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only  |
| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT CAMPUS STORE - Quick visit your campus store to pick up your sexy posters, dirty clothes and permanent porn-drawn whiteboard!  |
| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT Some hot cheerleaders in action for your viewing pleasure. Love the one hanging on the basketball hoop!
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| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Simple cat and mouse type of game where you control a microbe and you need to eat up the enemy microbes. Divide your microbe into 2 and you get a larger force but easier for your enemy to gobble you up too.
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| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Marlene Favela is a smoking Mexican actress born on 5 August 1976. Of course, she does modeling too. She has landed several roles in US film and TV including Ugly Betty, Species and Playball. She definitely has that spicy Mexican look much like Selma Hayek. Spicy!  |
| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT * I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. * I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. * I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. * I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you’d better have a big weenie or huge boobs. * I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. * I’ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you’re finished. * I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. * I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. * I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.  |
| Posted: 24 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT So you think that books are only meant for reading? Wrong. After reading them, you can start cutting them or nailing them to become these creative show pieces. Of course, that is if no one is going to be reading them anymore.
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