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Monica Bellucci - the ‘Almost’ Lawyer Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT This beautiful actress and model may have past her prime, but she still looks fabulous. She was born on 30 September 1964 in Italy. She started her modeling career at 16 and was actually studying to become a lawyer. Wow, she could have possibly become the hottest lawyer ever! Though modeling was a means for her to pay her tuition, the easy money that came lured her away into the entertainment industry. Armed not only with good looks and a sexy body, she definitely has the brains to match, being fluent in English, French, Spanish and Italian! Some interesting trivial, in 2004, while pregnant with her daughter, Bellucci posed nude for the Italian Vanity Fair Magazine in protest against Italian laws that prevent the use of donor sperm.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT Best Quote from recent American Elections: 'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' - Barack Obama

Special High Intensity Training (XXXX) Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well rained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don’t take S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR of INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT PRANK WARS - Entertaining short film about losers trying to out-prank one another. No matter who wins, they were all still losers. REVENGE ON A NOISY GUY - Guy talks loudly to his ear-piece in a restaurant and irritates the customer sitting next to him. He decides to take revenge by talking to himself… LOUDLY! BIKINI GIRL BACKFLIP ATTEMPT - Think it is more like a faceplant attempt. At least she was successful at doing that.

Artistic Nudes (NSFW) Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT The beauty of the female physique presented masterfully and artistically in these photographs but without the sleaze and actual exposure.

Busty Japanese Gravure Idol Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Gravure idols are basically the Japanese models who pose mainly in bikinis, leotards and basically anything that is skimpy and provocative. They are not supposed to be posing nude or in pornographic materials although I don’t know if they be both a gravure idol and porn star at the same time. Unfortunately, don’t know this busty model’s name in English, but I don’t think that should affect your pleasure one bit.

The Heist Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Race and destroy game where you lead a group of specialists with different skills. Buy upgrades to your vehicle so that you can destroy cop cars faster and easier and get to your destination faster.

Big Bugs Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT These are sculptures by New York sculptor David Rogers. Yes, you see correctly, these are giant bugs made out of wood, or more precisely various combinations of whole trees standing or dead, green saplings and other forest materials. Some quote from him: “These little creatures which we often take for granted outnumber us one million to one. Many live in communal groups working as one for the common good of all. Their ranks include engineers, soldiers, weightlifters, weavers, hunters, stalkers, gatherers, and even royalty. When you take this remarkable and diverse group of “hidden gardeners” and recreate them on a gargantuan scale using all-natural materials, you have the Big Bugs. The effect is a role reversal of dimension and perception.”

Blonde Joke in All-Girl Bar? Posted: 28 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. “Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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