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| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT Did you know that the Japanese celebrate Halloween too? Check some of these costumes out. Some are SERIOUSLY scary but some are ridiculously funny.  |
| Moscow and Paris Motor Show Babes Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT Presenting the beautiful girls of the Paris Motor Show followed by the Moscow Motor Show. Spot any distinct differences?
And here are the chicks from the Moscow Motor Show…  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT Just like voice messages, out-of-office messages are a great avenue for some creativity and fun. Here are some good messages that you could try… at the expense of your job. 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team. 4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message. 6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response. 9. I've run away to join a different circus. 10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Kate' instead of Dave.  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT Very erotic and nice sketches/drawings.  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT How many of you have had the luxury of sitting in a limousine? Sadly, not me. The first limo was actually built in 1902 but the first ‘Stretch Limousine’ was manufactured in Fort Smith, Arkansas around 1928. Ok, enough of the short history lesson, here are some interesting limo pics. Boy, I wouldn’t mind owning some of these!  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT What do you know? Most celebrities looked like your average American boy or girl and some looking even worse than your average. Who do you think should win the ‘MOST IMPROVED’ and ‘MOST DEPROVED’ award? Scroll to the end to see my pick… And the ‘MOST IMPROVED’ looking celebrity award goes to… ANGELINA JOLIE! The ‘MOST DEPROVED’ celebrity will have to be… PAMELA ANDERSON! Check out how gorgeous she once looked!  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Triana Iglesias is one superhot Spanish-Norwegian model and actress. She is based mainly in Scandinavia and has been featured on tons of entertainment magazines including Playboy (US), FHM, ICE Magazine, People magazine, Esquire, and Maxim. Another one of those with a distinct mole, she is definitely hot hot hot!  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT OFFICE WARFARE - There will be no prisoners, kill all, kill them all! BATMAN REALIZES WHAT A LOSER HE IS - Compared to Superman that is, cause Superman has like …. real powers, and Batman err…. doesn’t.
REAL SMOOTH GUY - Guy thinks that this sexy gorgeous girl is talking to him when she was actually talking on her hands-free headset. Guess we know who is NOT gonna get laid tonight.  |
| Posted: 29 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow. Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the origin of pork. Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig……  |
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