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Creative Advertising Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:54 AM CDT More interesting and unique posters that you might have never seen. It’s amazing what people can come up with when that light-bulb decides to flash on. The more you drink, the slower you react. Please drink responsibly. Earplugs AMD Game - The Ultimate Game PC Learn the World’s Original Contact Sport Seiko - Alarm Clock The new Audi TT TDI - The World’s first 50mpg sportscar? “Let’s call Apeldoorn”. Apeldoorn is an insurance agency. Kids believe they’re unbreakable Earplugs Save your ears.org.nz The new home of football - South Africa 2010 FIFA

TGIF Girls! Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT Life doesn’t get any better than this. It’s a Friday and you get sexy slutty girls to ogle at! Just perfect. Hope you like this selection!

More Tips Please! Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT You must have seen those jars placed around the cashier of stores or restaurants asking for tips. Here are some signs that creative owners have used to hopefully fill their jars faster.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:18 AM CDT CAR PHONE SALESMAN ON AMERICA’S GOT TALENTS - No one expected anything from this guy who looks like one of those comedians on the show. But when he starts, you can literally feel your goose-bumps rising and in a good way! Amazing Stuff! DRINKING IN SLOW MOTION - Very cool slow motion video of a dog drinking. You will be surprised to see how it actually gets the water into its mouth. EXAM CHEATING - At least he has got a very encouraging mother!

Ariadne Artiles - Spanish Goodness Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:12 AM CDT Ariadne Artiles is a Spanish model, born on 18 January 1982. She has been on countless covers of international magazines including Elle, GQ and Glamour (but not on FHM yet, I think. Wonder why?). Anyway, just marvel at her beauty.

Beauty and Deception Posted: 17 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision. As they crawl from the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and beautiful. She turns to him and gushes breathily: "We shouldn't have survived that. Maybe it's a sign from God that we're meant to be together!" The man stammers back, "Oh yes, I agree completely!" "And look," she continues. "Though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine is intact, too! It's another sign. Let's drink to our love!" "Well, OK!' says the man. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half and hands it back. "Your turn," he says. "No, thanks," says the woman, "I think I'll just wait for the police."

Israeli Girls Posted: 16 Oct 2008 07:27 AM CDT Some hot Israeli girls for you today. Not all of them look like burly warriors you know?

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 16 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT Some things you can always rely on, like getting your much needed daily selection of fun and interesting pictures here.

Discounted Hitman Posted: 16 Oct 2008 07:21 AM CDT There were these friends who played golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he could join them. The friends looked at each other and then looked at the guy and said, “Sure.” So they teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious about what the guy did for a living. So they asked him. The stranger told them he was a hitman. The friends all laughed. The guy said, “No really, I’m a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you’d like.” So one of the friends decided to check it out. He opened the bag and, sure enough, there was a rifle with a huge scope attached it. He got all excited and said, “WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?” The hit man replied, “Sure.” So the guy looked for a second and said, “YEAH! I can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There’s my wife, naked. Isn’t she beautiful? WAIT! There’s my next-door neighbor! And he’s naked too!” This really upset the guy, so he asked the hitman how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replied, “I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger.” The guy responded, “One thousand dollars? Well, okay. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She’s always nagging at me and I can’t stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around with my wife.” The hit man agreed. He geared up and looked through the scope. He was looking for about five minutes until finally the man started to get really impatient and asked, “What are you waiting for?” The hitman replied, “Just hold on … I’m a about to save you a thousand bucks!” ——————————————————————————— Quote for the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply . If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.' Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

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