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| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT Funny pictures of people and sand.  |
| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT German company Sloggi recently announced the 2nd International ‘Show Me Your Sloggi’ Contest. Here is a sizzling promotional campaign with finalists from last year’s competition. Last year’s winners were 19 yr old Kristina Dimitrova from Bulgaria and for the guys, 24 yr old Romanian Andrei Andrei. The finals for this year will be held in Paris.  |
| 15 Crazy Things to Do While Shopping Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT Got dragged to go shopping with your spouse? Some wonderfully creative things to do when you become utterly bored:
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, “Code 3″ in housewares….. and watch what happened. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-by. 6. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell shoppers that you would invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” 9. Looked right into the security camera; useit as a mirror, pick your nose, and eat it. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme. 12. In the auto department, practice the “Madonna look” using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!” 14. When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!! 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”  |
| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT Reagan Gomez is an African/Puerto Rican American actress born on 24 April 1980. She acted in quite a number of films and sitcoms including ‘That 70’s Show’, ‘Felicity’ and ‘Jerry Mcguire’. She was also featured in King Magazine twice. While she may not have been very distinctive in her acting career, the same cannot be said of her education history, graduating with a 4.0 grade point average, gifted in Science and Math, she is actually more a writer of feature films, with her own business and production company!
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| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT TOO BIG BREASTS - You know your breasts are too big when you cannot see the fries on your plate! Hilarious! FUNNY KUNGFU FIGHTING - Everybody is kungfu fighting, those kids were fast as lightning…  |
| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT The title definitely does not portray this wacky game very well. Basically you need to avoid falling dice from crushing you as you collect pills to keep yourself sane. Real wacky game that should give you a few minutes of brainless fun.
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| Richard Blackwell Worst Dressed List Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Richard Blackwell, the highly acerbic designer, best known for his highly critical lists of celebrity fashion disasters just passed away on 20 October 2008, age 86. Those celebrities who make it to his ‘worst-dressed’ list are guaranteed not just a mild criticism from him but a severe and unforgiving slap on their faces. To give you an idea, Queen Elizabeth 2 of Great Britain was described as "Was she the palace Christmas tree or just a royal clown?”. Pretty sure that not many of these celebrities are crying right now.
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| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT Here is what you get when a Ferrari going at 320km/h has an accident on the highway. Amazingly, the driver’s seat looks almost intact.  |
| Really Abstract Stickman Cartoons Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT Really ugly drawings but really succinct humor. It’s not easy to create jokes with so few words actually. Hats off!  |
| Posted: 22 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT "Emily, I don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Bill in accounting asked me out for Saturday night. Should I go?"  |
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