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Daily Funny Videos Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:15 AM CDT HISTORY’S FIRST WHEELCHAIR BACKFLIP - Inspirational and amazing. Shows us that nothing is impossible if you try. FUNNY COMMERCIALS COMPILATION - Nice compilation of funny commercials from around the world. FAT MAN DIVE - How did he fit through the float??!!

Megan Fox in Bikini Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:09 AM CDT Do you think there is too much Megan Fox on Funtasticus? Note that we don’t really care what you say actually… For those who don’t know, Fox once shared with GQ Magazine that she fell in love with a female stripper when she was 18 and used the experience to illustrate her belief that “…all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.”

Sexy Fruits Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:06 AM CDT If you can see it, you have a filthy mind!

Bill Gates Goes to Hell Posted: 08 Oct 2008 07:03 AM CDT Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.” Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive Colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delilght, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says “I’ll take this option.” “Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. “That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!” “That’s what everyone thinks” snickered Satan. you know what… “The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn’t!” “What about the PC?” “It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan. “And it’s missing three keys!” “Which three?” “Control, Alt and Delete!”

Funny Eyebrows Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT People will go through great lengths to make themselves different or perhaps it is just a desperate cry for attention. But seriously, some of these eyebrows…. do they actually think that it looks great??

Too Many Asses… (NSFW) Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:27 AM CDT makes it even better! Careful, you don’t drool all over your office keyboard now.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT You know you can count on Funtasticus to try and bring you the most fun pictures from around the web right?

Misunderstood Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:21 AM CDT Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: L: Have you any grounds? P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? P: It made of concrete. L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? P: No, we have carport, and not need one. L: I mean. What are your relations like? P: All my relations still in Poland. L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. L: Does your wife beat you up? P: No, I always up before her. L: Is your wife a nagger? P: No, she white. L: Why do you want this divorce? P: She going to kill me. L: What makes you think that? P: I got proof. L: What kind of proof? P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover“.

Hot Couples Posted: 07 Oct 2008 07:18 AM CDT Some nice pictures of hot couples all over each other.

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