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Funny, Weird and Interesting Statues Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:30 AM CDT A huge collection of hilarious, unique and bizarre statues from all around the world. Sorry if some are repeats, just enjoy them one more time if you have seen them before!

Friday College Girls… Yeah! Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:27 AM CDT Don’t you just love College babes? They are just at the prime of their lives, looking good and sexy, and overflowing with naughtiness. The only reason to go to college. Have a naughty weekend!

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT Oh, you still need these on a Friday? Alright then, indulge.

Playboy’s Sex Myths Clarified Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:21 AM CDT Hilarious presentation of differing opinions and facts on sex myths. Myth #1: The bigger the penis, the better the sexual performance. Yes, bigger is better — just like with plasma TVs and bank accounts. Science shows, too much just goes to waste. Surveys show women prefer very small penises and adult men who still live with their moms. Myth #2: Liquor makes you last longer. Yes, but only if you drink in moderation. We need to test this further, and we are looking for liquor sponsors and supermodels for the study. No, studies on monkeys showed alcohol intake leads to two-pump chimps. Myth #3: Women aren’t aroused by porn. Women get turned on by porn almost as quickly as men. They are, but only by porn involving pool guys or pizza delivery men. No, a study showed women were turned on by Titanic, not Debbie Does Dallas. Myth #4: Sex before sports hurts your athletic performance. It sure does. Have you ever tried to do push-ups with an erection? No. Well, except for boxing, where the jury’s still out. If it does, the Chicago Cubs must get laid more than any sports team in history. Myth #5: Sex in a hot tub kills sperm. Yes, but according to the FDA, the Jacuzzi must be set on high to unleash its contraceptive power. Yes, sperm lack resiliency. That is why man has gone the way of the dinosaur. Oh, wait. No, it doesn’t. But it does creep out the other four people in the hot tub. Myth #6: Men are hornier than women. No. A study showed men had no interest in sex. Then again, SportsCenter was on in the background. Yes. Studies show that sex is the most important thing for men, while it ranks number 23 for women, just below watching Grey’s Anatomy. Young men have more orgasms, but that doesn’t mean they’re hornier. Myth #7: Men reach their sexual peak at 18 years old. Yes, that’s why they invented textbooks — to hide all those erections in high school hallways. No, it’s at 55, provided their girlfriend is 18 years old. No, because testosterone levels are not the only factor in sexual performance. Myth #8: Blue balls is an actual medical condition. It is and it’s caused by sperm build-up. It is and it’s caused by congestion of blood. It isn’t, but “beer goggles” is. Myth #9: Penis size is related to the size of your index finger. No, it’s related to the size of your foot. Studies have shown some correlation but it hasn’t been proven. Yes, every man’s penis is 3.2 inches longer than his index finger. And we just typed that last sentence using our 6.3 inch-long index finger. Myth #10: Masturbation causes blindness. About as much as blindness causes masturbation. What’s the question? I can’t see it. Everyone knows it causes hairy palms, not blindness.

Thin is Beautiful? Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:18 AM CDT Some really thin models for your viewing pleasure. Not sure how you feel about them, but they are just a little too thin for my liking. I am more for the tone and fit type of girls, I guess.

Cool Bug Puzzle Game Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:15 AM CDT Very nice addictive game. Get your bug to eat all the berries and navigate through the obstacles without getting stuck or eaten. Fun puzzle game!

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:12 AM CDT OFFICE TEMPER - Never scold any employee and leave them in your office… alone. GENTLEMEN’S DUEL - A very nice animated short film indeed. COOL AIRCRAFT LANDINGS - Nice compilation of rough and hard landings by aircrafts.

Rocio Guirao Diaz Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:09 AM CDT Rocio Guirao Diaz is an Argentine model born on 27 June 1984. Apart from modeling, this sexy chick has hosted and acted in a couple of TV shows.

Realistic Wood Products Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:06 AM CDT Some of these products look so real, but they are actually made of wood. Very skillful work by the artist.

The Honest Lawyer Posted: 03 Oct 2008 07:03 AM CDT An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me." At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church." "Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000." The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000."

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