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| More Japanese Race Queen Hotness Posted: 07 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST More sexy Japanese car show babes for your viewing pleasure. Check out our previous post for more if this is insufficient for you (of course it’s insufficient!).  |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:40 AM CDT Extremely nice aerial pictures of our earth as seen from high up by photographer Yann Arthus Bertrand. Sometimes it is nice to take a step back and admire at the amazing beauty that surrounds us and that which we so easily take for granted.
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| Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:32 AM CDT It has been awhile since we had our last contest here on Funtasticus. So we decide to have another tagline contest. See this interesting video and come up with the wittiest and most creative tagline, and you will win $10! Here are the rules: 1. No vulgarities or distasteful entries are allowed. Any such entries will be deleted and commenter might be barred.  |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:24 AM CDT "No God — No Peace. Know God — Know Peace." "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins." "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!" An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets." When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too." "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one!" A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed." "People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are." "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee." "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!" "When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright." "Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday." "Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily." "How will you spend eternity — Smoking or Non-smoking?" "Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives": "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world." "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin." "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." "If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again." "Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon." "This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" "Forbidden fruit creates many jams." "In the dark? Follow the Son." "Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up." "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."  |
| Cloud Gate - A Drop of Creativity Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:16 AM CDT his work of art was made by Anish Kapoor and can be found in Millennium Park, Chicago. It is made of 168 highly polished pieces of stainless steel plates and is 33-feet tall, 66-feet long and 42-feet wide. It looks almost like a giant drop of mercury that fell from the sky. However, it’s beauty cannot be denied. With it’s undulating reflective surfaces, it creates unique reflections of the Chicago skyline with the passing of day, as the light from the sun shifts and changes. Anish Kapoor intended for this beautiful sculpture to be a gate into Chicago by the city it reflects and thus the title. Impressive how something seemingly so simple can be so wonderfully beautiful.  |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT DIE HARD LINE RIDER - Cool animation featuring the famous line rider, just made more exciting with fights and chases. THE ANNOYING DEVIL - Guy from ‘Balls of Steel’ does everything possible to irritate the ‘hell’ out of people. It’s amazing he hasn’t got beaten up yet. EXTREME MOUNTAIN BIKING - Some thrilling mountain biking clips.  |
| Double Hotness - Joyce & Sylvie Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:08 AM CDT Belgium Maxim featuring Joyce Kokkinakis and Sylvie De Caluwe, both equally hot and enticing women. So which would you … if you had to pick one of course. Oh, Joyce is the brunette. Think I would be hard-pressed, but my vote goes to Sylvie  |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. The following letter from John McCain was intercepted by the staff at the mental health facility, treating Hinckley. To: John Hinckley From: John McCain My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man. Best Wishes, John and Cindy McCain PS: Barack Obama has been fucking Jodie Foster. I thought you should know.  |
| Dubai Sets to Conquer Largest Bridge Posted: 31 Oct 2008 07:00 AM CDT We all have recently seen the amazing architecture of Dubai and their buildings. It looks like Dubai is set to take the title of World’s largest bridge with this latest concept bridge. This bridge will be a mile long and 670-feet high at its highest point. It will have a whooping 12 lanes of traffic with a metro line running down the center. It is expected to be able to carry over 4000 hours vehicles per hour and will cost a measely 817 million dollars (chump change to them at least).  |
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