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Awesome Underground Lakes Posted: 14 Dec 2008 06:40 AM CST Underground lakes or caverns are basically large pools of water that gather or accumulate underneath the earth’s surface. So how does the water get into these inaccessible spaces underground? The answer lies in the movement of the earth through the centuries due to plate tectonics and earthquakes. As the earth surface moves, empty spaces and caverns are sometimes formed below the surface. And water found on the top of affected areas seep into these spaces through the cracks and fissures created by the movement. Over time, the water accumulates in these underground caverns to form what we now call underground lakes. Thus, it usually takes many many many years for such underground lakes to form, which is why they are so amazing. Enough of geology talk, enjoy these amazing works of nature and mother earth. Reed Flute Cave, China Cave Lake near Margaret River, Australia Cave Sopot-Boka Kotorska, Montenegro Wieliczka Salt Mine, Poland Aktun-Chen, Mexico Wookey Hole Cave, UK Melisani Lake, Greece Augusta, US Luray Caverns, US Mirror Lake, Czech Republic Austria Lake Souterrain St. Leonard, Switzerland

Cool Ads Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:40 AM CST What I like about the advertising industry is their constant need to push the envelope of creativity and innovation. It is no wonder that a large portion of all funny and creative conten actually comes from ads and commercials. Here are more wonderfully creative ads that should make you sit up and take notice if you pass by. ‘Want to free your nose?’ “All Day I Dream About Sneakers” “balls - men’s underwear” ‘In the embrace of elements’ ‘Polos. At prices that feel like the 90’s.’ ‘Halls - Balsamic action’ ‘House of Costumes’

Friday Girls Doing Chores Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:32 AM CST We know that you couldn’t get enough of the sexy housewives series that we posted the last time, so here is more for your guilty pleasure. I’m sure most men wouldn’t mind returning home to any one of these everyday! Especially when it is the weekend!

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” - Brooke Shields

No Baby Talk! Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People ' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked John what he had done over the weekend. 'I went to visit my Nana'. No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!' She then asked Mitchell what he had done 'I took a ride on a choo-choo'. She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'. She then asked little Alex what he had done? 'I read a book' he replied. 'That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?' I love this….. Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said…… 'Winnie the SHIT.'

World’s Most Unique Bus Stops Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST Here is what happen when creativity meets public transportation. Ventura, California - Creation of Dennis Oppenheim Unknown - Do a stunt or 2 while waiting for the bus? London - Created by Bruno Taylor Dubai - You cannot expect millionaires to wait with the bus without some air-conditioning do you? Germany - Now you finally get a chance to experience what Homer Simpson feels like vegetating on his couch every episode. Unknown - Handy light sabers for you if you ever need to fight off another person trying to take your spot on the bus. Soviet Union - Don’t think that is gonna fit into the bus. Unknown - Nothing like some Ikea to make a bus-stop more comfortable. Australia - Getting your face on a stamp, priceless. Unknown - Take 1 bundle of free cash everytime the bus is 5 minutes late.. that is if you can break the glass.

Amazing Sexy Body Art Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST Or some might call it body painting, but whatever it is called, it is still really really sexy and amazing to look at! No need for swimsuits or lingerie anymore!

Shannon Sky Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST I shall cut to the chase and tell you that Shannon Sky is a DD-size. She was born in Ohio on March 15th. Some interesting quote from her: There is no stereotype of someone like me. Just when you think you’ve figured me out..I will unleash one more surprise on you..;)

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST NO DIRT! - Funny commercial about a hot chick, drugs and toilets. Go figure. STUPID GUY LETS LAPTOP FLY AWAY - Chinese guy gets convinced by fun chicks to tie his laptop to the balloons during an Oktoberfest outdoor party. Pretty sure he hates balloons now. COOL PEPSI COMMERCIAL - Brings out the Italian Mafia in you.

48 Ways of Calling Someone Stupid Posted: 14 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST Feel bored of having to reuse the phrase ‘You’re stupid!’ all the time? Need some new vocabulary? Here are 48 other ways of doing so, while sounding much more refined. 1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 2. A few clowns short of a circus. 3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. 5. A few beers short of a six-pack. 6. Dumber than a box of hair. 7. A few peas short of a casserole. 8. Doesn’t have all his corn flakes in one box. 9. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. 10. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. 11. One taco short of a combination plate. 12. A few feathers short of a whole duck. 13. All foam, no beer. 14. Someone shook her Etch-A-Sketch. 15. The cheese slid off his cracker. 16. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. 17. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 18. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 19. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 20. He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down. 21. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. 22. As smart as bait. 23. Chimney’s clogged. 24. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash. 25. Doesn’t know much but leads the league in nostril hair. 26. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. 27. Forgot to pay his brain bill. 28. Her sewing machine’s out of thread. 29. His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels. 30. His belt doesn’t go through all the loops. 31. If he had another brain, it would be lonely. 32. Missing a few buttons on his remote control. 33. No grain in the silo. 34. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. 35. Receiver is off the hook. 36. Several nuts short of a full pouch. 37. Skylight leaks a little. 38. Slinky’s kinked. 39. He’s surfing in Nebraska. 40. Too much yardage between the goal posts. 41. In the pinball game of life, his flippers are further apart than most. 42. A few sandwiches short of a picnic. 43. Lime jello for a frontal lobe… WITH suspended fruit. 44. Ears act as a wind tunnel. 45. Couldn’t find powdered water at the market, so he went thirsty. 46. Had his brain tattooed-in. 47. Main feature’s a cartoon. 48. Rivals dirt.

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