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| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:40 AM CST Ever wondered what it is like to fly in the 1st class cabin? Here is a nice compilation I made of various airlines’ ftrst class seats. No harming dreaming being in one of theses some day! Anyone tried care to share your experience?
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| Body Painting Hollywood Style (NSFW) Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:32 AM CST This is Hollywood fashion at it’s best (at least for me)!. Don’t really care what they are trying to sell (body paint maybe?), but I’m just happy being able to feast my eyes on these sexy models with… nothing on.
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| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST Thought for the Day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
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| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words “I do.” FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT!!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…”You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT??!!!” I then said “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?” Apparently I won’t be having sex again until sometime after pigs flyover a frozen hell while monkeys fly out her bum. |
| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST So where do hot sexy girls go to receive the training to perform moves that can turn on the guys? To the exotic dance school of course! Here is a set of pics that tells you what goes on inside the closed doors of such exotic dance schools. Anyone wants to be a teacher there?
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| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST No, this is not some celebration of masochists, though it may look like it. It is actually the Phuket Vegetarian Festival, a religious festival believed to bring blessings to all followers. The followers comprise mainly of Chinese in Phuket, Thailand, who follow a strict vegan or vegetarian diet for 10 days to gain favor with their gods and for spiritual cleansing. This is accompanied by sacred rituals at Chinese temples and shrines around the island. Stalls of vegan food are set up throughout Phuket City, and even non-vegans will be quite tempted with the sumptuous variety of vegetarian food. Obviously the most distinct feature of this festival is the amount of ‘pain’ involved with seriously crazy and insane body piercings. And I am not just talking about needles but unthinkable objects like guns, umbrellas and saws! Not sure exactly what this is supposed to represent, but my guess is that it represents some level of self-retribution for the things they have done wrong in their lives. I have seen many crazy and painful stuff, but these pictures are probably one of the most extreme that I have seen in awhile. Careful, very graphic pictures follow.
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| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST WEDDING CEREMONY FAINTING - I told you that a 2 hour wedding sermon was too long!
WE CAN MAKE IT! - What happens when a small car tries to tow a larger trailer up a steep slope? A funny accident.
FUNNY BEER COMMERCIAL - This commercial is not what it seems. |
| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST This is one actress that I never really took notice until very recently when I saw her in her latest movie ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’. I must say that she looked fabulous in that movie with a superbly teasing cleavage throughout the show. She first started out in the comedy series ‘That 70’s Show’ and was also the voice of Meg Griffin in the cartoon series ‘Family Guy’. Mila Kunis is Russian and was born on 14 Auguest 1983. She has not achieved the same celebrity status of many of the Hollywood superstars even though her name was often found in many top-100 lists including Stuff’s Sexiest Women, Maxim Hot list and FHM Sexiest Women. With my new found admiration of her, here are some nice pictures of her if you havn’t noticed her yet.
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| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST Once upon a time in a place overrun with monkeys, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their effort. The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching. The man increased his price to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. 'Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $35 each and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.' The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant again and once again there were monkeys everywhere. That concludes your lesson on how the stock market works. |
| Posted: 06 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST Some really cute and interesting art… booty style!
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