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Beauty of High Speed Photography Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:40 AM CST High speed photography is as much an art as painting a beautiful water-painting. There are many parameters that go into the successful capture of a high-speed photography. Things like equipment, patience, technique, environment all need to be considered. The successfully capture of an event taking place within a split-second depends largely on how quickly the film is exposed to light. Thus, photographers try to get extremely short flash periods, where the shorter the burst of light, the better. Noticed that most high-speed pictures are taken against a background of black? This is precisely why, since the photographer can just leave the camera’s shutter open and the film won’t get exposed in complete darkness. Once the event takes place, the short burst of flash from the camera will cause the event to be the only imprint left on the film. Flash durations can be as fast as 0.00003 seconds. Then how does a photographer take high-speed shots in broad daylight? By relying on extremely fast shutter speeds of their very very expensive cameras. Enough said, hope this allows you to better appreciate these beautiful photographers that probably took lots of time and effort to produce.

Beautiful Pairs Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:32 AM CST I believe that God really has a sense of humor such that 2 lumps of flesh on the chest of women can turn on a guy so insanely nuts! Appreciate the wonders of God’s creations.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST Said to a railroad engineer: What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?

Another One for the Women Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like…. 1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Perfect CG Girls Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST Ah, the powers of Computer Graphics that can create the perfect woman. As CG becomes more and more developed, it will soon be able to create girls that can attract a guy more than real girls do. Unfortunately, these girls will and can only remain in the world of our imaginations.

Pretty Lips Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST “Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” - Jerry Seinfeld

Alizee Poulicek - Miss Belgium 2008 Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST When Alizee Poulicek was chosen as Miss Belgium 2008, she received the crown with resounding boos from the audience. Yup, it cannot be her lack of good looks that resulted in the dissatisfaction, but the fact that she completely failed the language test of the competition since she could neither speak or understand Dutch, the official language of Belgium. She does speak French and Czech though, if it is any consolation. The behaviour of the audience was noted across Europe, and the Flemish newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws sarcatically put the headline “Miss Belgium doesn’t speak Dutch. Our country is in a deep crisis”. Whatever the case, I’m pretty sure none of you here will even bother about what she says when she comes on the stage.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST DESTROYING THE TV - The Wii has probably destroyed more TV sets than any other game console. FUN FACTS OF LIFE - Some interesting trivial and facts that you might not have known about our world. LIFT MOLESTER GETS BEATEN BY GIRL - This guy probably got more than he bargained for when he tries to make a move on a young girl in the lift. Man, look at her go!

Signs That You Are Stressed Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST You can achieve a “runners high” by sitting up. The sun is too loud. You are missing several days from this week. Trees begin to chase you. You can see individual air molecules vibrating. You wonder if brewing is *really* a necessary step for the consumption of coffee. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before. You can hear mimes. Things become “very clear.” Everything is “very clear, indeed.” You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go. Your heart beats in 7/8 time. You and reality file for divorce. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code. You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition. You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies. You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the next day.

Extreme Transportation Posted: 12 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST What’s a guy to do? So much stuff, so little space….

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