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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:40 AM CST It is the weekend and I’m pretty sure that many of you will be loading yourselves up with this yellow liquid till it overflows out of your mouth. This is what you see when you become so obsessed with beer, everything seems to have beer in them.
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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:32 AM CST Man, I’m totally wasted today. The weekend has been horrible. Was so exhausted from the week but got dragged to this dreaded party. Here is what I had to endure. And it’s Monday again!!
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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:24 AM CST In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.” And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof.” And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.” And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength.” And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.” And the Directors then went onto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, “It promotes growth and is very powerful.” And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company; with powerful effects.” And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. This is How Shit Happens. |
| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST You might have heard or know of this term ‘Cosplay’ but do you know what it actually means? It is short for ‘Costume Play’ and it is usually a means for fans to imitate their favorite characters in many Asian type comics, novels and video games. Cosplay cultures is most prominent in Japan where thousands of fans flock together regularly to have fun dressing up as various fictional characters. Here are some ‘interesting’ cosplay girls for those who are particularly into fantasies and role-playing chicks.
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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:16 AM CST With Obama winning the US Presidential elections, thus marks the end of an era with George Bush. Here are some pics of the legacy that George Bush left behind.
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| Gemma Atkinson Smouldering Calendar Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST I know, I know, this calendar is for 2008. But I’m only 11 months late! Anyway, who really cares about the calendar? Just admire this irresistible hottie and dream that you will get a girlfriend that is half as hot as Gemma Atkinson.
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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:08 AM CST FUNNY HOST BLOOPER - Not sure which is funnier, that she mispronounced the word or that she was completely unaware of her mistake.
PUDDLES NOT ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM - Kid is playing innocently with puddles of water until he got more than he asked for! |
| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST Breath-taking photographs by National Geographic of the amazing nature surrounding us. Let’s hope they are still there for the next generation to enjoy.
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| Posted: 10 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the e barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. |
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