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Monday Mornining Memories Posted: 30 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT Nothing creates some Monday Memories like a naughty looking blonde with a few Bacardi Breezers because they go down like candy.  Girls will be drunk before they even notice they have downed a six pack of the fruity yum yums and that always creates an environment ripe for some memories.  As we all know what a girl regrets after the weekend and swears she will never do again becomes somethin gyou tell your buddies on Monday when you try and remember if you used protection.  To all those guys and gals I say thank you for this wonderful material.

Safari up close and personal Posted: 30 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT I am all about enjoying the beauty around us and if I had the money to travel the globe in style I would.  However, even if I could I don’t think i would want to get quite this up close and personal with wild animals.  Obviously they seem very used to people driving through their habitat and probably giving them food, but how fast would it take any one of these animals to snap you in half?  I have a HD television and Planet Earth on Bluray so I am all good.

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 30 Mar 2009 07:15 AM CDT Feeling a bit tied up this Monday?  Back in the office or school and overwhelmed by work? Just remember it could be worse.

Dallys Ferreira wears so little Posted: 30 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT Dallys Ferreira is a stunning Latina model from Parguay.  She has appeared in magazines such as Playboy, Maxim, and Paparazzi Magazine.  In 2005 she was the first Playmate from Paraguay making her something of a celebrity back home.  Lucky for us that also mans she needs to keep looking sexy and showing some skin.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 30 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CDT Top 10 80’s Toys More funny videos like the “Top Ten 80’s Toys” at Heavy.com Cute girls flushes Goldfish Watch Cute Girl Flushes Fish and more funny videos on CollegeHumor To be little again Who doesn’t want to be little again? by InterHost_Solutions

15 Rules of Drunk Dialing Posted: 30 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing. Only drunk dial when you're drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. It's okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. If you're going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to get bent over? Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come. Drunk texting is OK, but only if you're prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they ever had, and everything they know they learned from you. This way you can all sleep well at night. You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that I would still love me too! If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time. It's always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune. Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed… Never angry. Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They're usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem". If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it. Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is a bad thing which usually leads to angry dialing. If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's. It's karma.

Sexy Views From Above Posted: 29 Mar 2009 12:28 PM CDT The other day I posted some Views From Above that made you think about your place in this world and showed the amazing beauty we so often overlook in our daily lives.  Today I bring you some different views from above.  These might not be taken from a great altitude, but they offer some amazing views the make you wonder how you can get yourself into certain places in this world.  See similar, but just a bit more fun. I know one person does not fit in this picture, but 75% of it was too good to pass up

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