Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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Funtasticus.com

Link to Funtasticus.com Humor & Fun Blog

Is God Black or White?

Posted: 11 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PDT

One day Little Johnny walks up to his Mom and says, "Mommy, is God Black or White?"

She replies, "Well, Honey, God is both Black and White."

Then he says, "Mommy, is God a boy or a girl?"

"God is both a boy and a girl, Honey," she replies.

"Mommy, is God gay or straight?" he inquires again.

Getting a little irritated, the mother replies, "Well, Honey, God is both gay and straight."

After thinking for a moment, Johnny looks up and asks, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"

Funtasticus Links

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 11:03 AM PDT

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Ohio State has a great campus (Busted Coverage)

Maria Venus is a half Thai half Italian Goddess (Uncoached)

Megan Fox shows off the cleavage (Camel Tap)

Hayden Panettiere sexy in Hawaii (NS4W)

Great fun with Facebook Idiots (Holy Taco)

Britney Spears gets her bikini body working (Celebridiot)

College girls in lingerie is just so nice (College Humor)

Stunning sexy images of Adriana Lima (Flabber)

This little number makes Arizona worth visiting (The Dirty)

Alessandra Ambrosio forget her bra again (on205th)

Jessica Biel vs Jessica Simpson….Get It On! (Extra Mustard)

Don’t forget we are looking for Sexy Ladies to appear on Funtasticus!!

Funtasticus Is Looking For Sexy Ladies!!

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 08:58 AM PDT

Are you a sexy lady?

A college cutie?

Do you fill out a bikini better than anyone?

Are you a model?

Or do you just like showing off?

If any of those questions apply to you we want to show you off to the fans of Funtasticus.  If you have a friend that would fit those questions let her know!  We are looking for new original ladies that haven’t been all over the web.  Undiscovered talent is all over the world and we believe that just isn’t right.  We will feature all original Funtasticus hotties in their very own post that will be seen by over 20,000 people a day while it is on the front page.  Not only that, but you will be featured in our Funtasticus Originals Section which will be heavily promoted with our partner sites.  So what do you need to do to get on the site?  It is easy!

Provide use with the following information:

Name:

Age:

Location:

Contact E-Mail:

E-mail us at  webmaster@funtasticus.com

Send over some pictures that show off why you should be featured.  Holding a sign that says Funtasticus.com will get you bonus points since it will prove you are aware the pictures will be going online.  I am putting together a list of prizes/rewards for the ladies that make the site and a t-shirt is being designed that will go to the Hottie of the Month voted on by the site visitors!

Tooshie Tuesday

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PDT

I was posting things tonight and realized that I failed to spend enough time truly appreciating the beauty of the female tooshie.   I believe this will become a weekly post that highlights some of the finest rears in the world.  Next week I will feature stunning Women of Color and their amble booties!

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Seagulls love them some ice cream

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PDT

They always tell you not to feed the birds and yet these people thing buying them ice cream cones is a good idea.  I bet the birds told the people they would pay them once they delivered the goods and when they did the birds just dove in and took it without so much as a thank you!  God Damn Seagulls!!

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Denise Milanis is sexy in black

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 05:15 AM PDT

Denise Milani is known for amazing boobs and a love of fishing. Well I have no idea if the love of fishing is true, but she is holding a fishing pole in this picture so I am taking a leap of faith.  If she wants to fish in  skimpy bikini and comes untied well who am I to argue?

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Daily Cool Pics

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 05:00 AM PDT

You ever wonder how some people make it through the day without killing themselves because they have their head up their own ass?

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Daily Funny Videos

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 04:45 AM PDT

Jumbotron Excitment

Nutshot Revenge


Hot Chick Gets Nutshot Revenge - Watch more Funny Videos

Learning English Helps

Hungry Cannibals

Posted: 10 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PDT

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, "Check this out! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle!"

So the two cannibals start eating. After about 15 minutes one of them stops eating, looks up, and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How you doing?"

The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!"
The first cannibal replies "Hey, no fair! You're eating too fast!"

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