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| Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT Ronald McDonald is the face of the biggest fast food franchise in the wold. He is loved by children….well those who aren’t so afraid of clowns they piss themselves when they see him. Who would have thought that he would have so many complex sides for us to interpret. I never thought he would kill Grimace though.  |
| Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT Who is ready to get crazy this weekend? If you are let me see your fangs!  |
| Franky Wedge thongs it up for Maxim Posted: 13 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT Franky Wedge is a hot blonde single, model, actress, and dancer from London that is featured in the March 209 issue of UK Maxim. I know when you see a hottie with that many occupations you know what they should put down is great ass in thong so people like putting my picture in magazines. Sure it doesn’t sound as professional on a resume, but in this economy it will surely get you noticed and remembered. That is how you land a job. So if any ladies are looking consider this free advice from a guy with a job.  |
| Posted: 13 Mar 2009 06:50 AM CDT Infomercial Bloopers
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| Posted: 13 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains his situation to the taxi driver. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. Taxi He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50 if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach his house, the cabbie agrees. They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom lights and rips the blanket off the bed - and there his wife lays in bed with another man! Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband pulls out a gun and puts it to the naked man's head. Just then, his wife yells "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money!…" * HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you. Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger, he looks over at the taxi driver and asks "What should I do?" The taxi driver replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."  |
| Posted: 12 Mar 2009 01:23 PM CDT Gemma Merna makes anything interesting (With Leather) Britney Spears has a lovel bikini ass (Celebridi0t) Nicole Scherzinger shows off some sexy skin (Celebrity Odor) What was SI thinking about when the chose Cintia Dicker? (WWTDD) Katy Perry looks a bit naughty for Esquire (NS4W) Rebecca Tysnes does Norway proud - Damn Proud! (Holy Taco) Amber Brkich gets her lingerie going for Max (Camel Tap) EA Fight Night 4 looks awesome…wonder if Tyson will eat people? (Wii Hotties) Gabby gets sexy for MySpace…and people like us (The Dirty) You know you want to buy this Stacy Keibler worn bikini (Busted Coverage) Forget Dear Abby these arethe real answere (9 to Fried)  |
| America’s Hottest College Girl 2009 - Win $500! Posted: 12 Mar 2009 08:10 AM CDT College Humor is doing their annual Hottest College Girl contests and you can win $500 just by picking the hotties yourself! Last year Alison took home the prize and luck for us a lot of girls really want some attention. Submit your bracket and let me know how you did! |
| Posted: 12 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT If you can’t find a girl for yourself you should do the next best thing. Try and convince two other girls with a strong need for attention and daddy issues to make out with each other. If nothing else you get something for the wank bank. You can thank me for the advice later.  |
| Posted: 12 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT Even highly trained athletes aren’t made t stretch certain parts of their body beyond a point. She is gonna tear herself a new one!  |
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