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| Posted: 26 Mar 2009 07:11 AM CDT Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed - and without an argument, go directly to the golf course to meet his buddies for 18 holes. All three of his friends unanimously agree, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!" A few weeks later it's Christmas morning - and there all are standing next to each other on the first tee box. One friend exclaims "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she can't even take her eyes off it." Another friend says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures." The third friend replies "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car… reading the manual." Silence from the fourth guy… The other three friends in the group look puzzled, while the final guy in the foursome is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such and expense for a round of golf. I just woke up, slapped her on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! Golf or sex, what's it gonna be?" and she said "Take a sweater."  |
| Posted: 26 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT With the birth of digital cameras, cell phone cameras, webcams, the internet, online photo albums, and MySpace hotties have been putting themselves online all the time. Every now and again we wish none of those things had been invented  |
| Posted: 25 Mar 2009 10:42 PM CDT In order to celebrate the tweaked theme that can support bigger images I though I should throw up 140 or so pictures of hot girls with hot cars. Make sure you page through at the bottom since there are just too many to throw on one page. Enjoy! |
| Posted: 25 Mar 2009 10:01 PM CDT Hello all! I was reading through some of the comments from when this new theme went life and the biggest issue was that the smaller body resulted in smaller images and some felt navigation was off. I have remove the left sidebar, move the post categories to a separate menu and page up in the header, and the main body will allow for much larger images. Also, the comment link on the home page is now climbable which was a complaint from when the original theme launched. Hope you enjoy and if you notice and odd issues please let me know.
Thanks, Pony  |
| Art Wolfe captures the beauty of nature Posted: 25 Mar 2009 10:40 AM CDT Art Wolfe is a famous American photographer that is known for his impressive work with nature. He has performed several assignments for National Geographic and he has released over 60 photo books and instructional videos.  |
| Married Life and going to the bar Posted: 25 Mar 2009 10:25 AM CDT A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses… " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious…I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie h?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey…at the bar….you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that…" "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?…"LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER… GOT IT, AS*HOLE?" …and they lived happily ever after.  |
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