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| Posted: 04 Mar 2009 04:30 AM PST Star Wars Abridged
Landing Gear Mishap
TV Bloopers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVg2dQBi-wU  |
| Posted: 04 Mar 2009 04:15 AM PST Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a surgeon. "You are in luck," said the surgeon. "I am an expert in re-attaching limbs. Come back in four hours when I have completed the operation." So Sam returned in four hours and the surgeon said, "I did it faster than I expected. Jon is down at the pub." Sam rushed down to the pub and was amazed to see John playing darts. A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again when John accidentally cut off his leg. Sam put the leg in a plastic bag and took it and John back to the same surgeon. "Legs are harder," said the surgeon, "but I'll see what I can do - come back in six hours." Sam returned in six hours and the surgeon said, "I finished early - John's playing football." Sam went to the field and to his surprise found John kicking 50 meter torpedoes. A few weeks later, Sam and John were cutting wood again, when John accidentally cut off his own head. Sam put the head in a plastic bag and took it and the rest of John to the surgeon, confident that the skillful surgeon would do the job. "Gee, heads are really difficult to re-attach," the surgeon muttered, "but I'll see what I can do - come back in 12 hours." Sam returned in 12 hours. "How did it go, Doc?" he asked. "I'm sorry. John died," the surgeon replied. "He suffocated in the plastic bag, you idiot!!"  |
| Posted: 03 Mar 2009 07:00 AM PST Lauren looks good (Bullz-Eye) Alexa Brown is 19, blonde, from Arizona, and yummy (Uncoached) Stacy Keibler works her skimpy bikini (on205th) Bianca Gascoigne upskirt (Taxi Driver Movie) Sexy new Kim Kardashian calendar pictures (Camel Tap) More prrof that alcohol has amazing benefits (Blog of Hilarity) MILF of the Day: Liv Tyler (Holy Taco) Danielle Lloyd brings her amazing rack to the red carpet (Celebridiot) 2 Girls and 1 Cucumber create interesting times (College Humor) Happy Birthday Jessica Biel (MoonDog Sports) Marisa Miller to star in New Guitar Hero Commercial (Banned In Hollywood) Daytona sexy Bike Week babes (COED)  |
| Posted: 03 Mar 2009 06:00 AM PST Careful! Careful!  |
| Jillian Beyor shows off for Ego Posted: 03 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PST Jillian Beyor got her start as a bikini model and moved on to bigger things by posing naked for Playboy. She was the COED of the Week for August 10, 2006, was voted COED of the Month in October 2006, was the first Cyber Girl in January 2007, and was named Playboy Model of the Year 2008. She is showing off her old school bikini skills in the January 2009 Russian magazine Ego.  |
| Posted: 03 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PST Looking at the world from street level you don’t realize how impressive the world is around you. These images from up high show you how small we really are in the big picture of this planet. I love getting all deep and shit on a Tuesday.  |
| 2009 Hooters Calendar Girl Playing Cards Posted: 03 Mar 2009 05:00 AM PST The 2009 Hooters playing cards make losing at poker easier to deal with. Of course depending on which of your friends has possession of these cards they might be all stuck together by the time you try to shuffle them.  |
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