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| Amazing pictures taken at sea level Posted: 02 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CST These are just some cool pictures taken half in he water and half out. Of course this will only work in tropical locations with clear blue water. if you tried this anywhere in New York you would just end up with a picture that is have brown sludge and half raw sewage floating around. Gotta love New York area beaches.  |
| Posted: 02 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CST So who out there is still curious why women are able to get all the free drinks they want?? Anyone? I didn’t think so.  |
| Cool lighters….a reason to smoke Posted: 02 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CST For those of you holding off on picking up smoking as a solid recreational habit because you think that the currently available lighters and matches are just boring I have some good news! Lighters come in all sorts of cool shapes and sizes that will create a conversation piece with all kinds of people. No one complain about your smoke because they will be too busy admiring your sweet lighter.  |
| Posted: 02 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CST A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right)! The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, $165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady than said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 A.M., the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet. "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 A.M. today, I'd have the Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand  |
| Posted: 02 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CST FUNNY SQUIRREL PLAYING DEAD Slightly Possessed Demon Dog Insane Zip Line  |
| Friday Hotties tend to get a bit naughty Posted: 27 Feb 2009 08:00 AM CST I already gave you a warning about drinking and boning, but if you happen to see one of these ladies in the club make sure to get her some drinks before you are too blitz to make a proper move. Now by move I mean going onto the dance floor and bashing your love muscle against any part of her body she leans in your direction. If she seems a bit to drunk to grind back a Red Bull and anything usually gets them really excited and bouncy. Thank me later.  |
| Posted: 27 Feb 2009 07:45 AM CST With a big weekend of drinking ahead of all of us please remember that is only takes one beer too many to end up with a person you will have to have surgically removed from your memory.  |
| Posted: 27 Feb 2009 07:39 AM CST Esquire has the great ability to turn any women, no matter how classy, into a very slutty looking covergirl. Sure you could photograph these women in jeans and a sweatshirt to create a respectable classy cover, but why not strip them of their clothes and pour some form of liquid over their body or throw a tie on them. These photographers are artits I tell you! |
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