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| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 10:33 PM CDT The wedgie is a time honored tradition that every kid deals with when they are growing up. You think once you hit your teen years the threat of the great crack burn will be eliminated, but it only gets worse. Your time in high school is filled with the constant threat of a locker room prank or your friend thinking he is funny. College is even worse with the high consumption of booze and recreational mood elevators - like Red Bull. Now ladies show off their whale tail below their tramp stamp like a badge of honor. Well guess what ladies that is just a handle for wedgie time. Some ladies react with the usual contempt will others laugh and still others seem to take some twisted pleasure in the process. Look at this first picture and tell me she doesn’t look like this is some sort of kinky foreplay!  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 03:50 PM CDT Some deep thoughts for your Friday afternoon. Look at this incredible images taken from high above and you can truly appreciate how small we really are. Not bad right? Would you believe I am still sober right now? I’ll bring back the hotties shortly I promise. If you use a magnifying glass you can see some naughty stuff going on in these pictures.  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 12:41 PM CDT MILF of the Day Thandie Newton (Holy Taco) 20 Hot amatuer pics you would forward to a friend (Uncaoched) Amy Marie knows how to get smoe attention (Hottest Girls of MySpace) Megan Fox + Daisy Dukes = Enough Said (NS4W) Inma Questa is someone you want to get in! (Camel Tap) This burger just gave me a chubby (Warming Glow) Scarlett Johansson signs a big bottle (Celebridiot) Alyssa Milano is bringnig sexy to video games (Wii Hotties) The woman that taught Shaq to Twitter (9-to-Fried) Girls in bikinis….you need more? (Gunaxin) The Faxk Orgasm (College Candy) Look who is going to play The Three Stooges (Celebrity Odor) What age is too young to have your face in some ass? (College Humor) Hanson vs Jonas Brother…the ultimate showdown (Stupid Celebrities)  |
| Tesla Model S Electric Sedan is revealed Posted: 27 Mar 2009 10:21 AM CDT Tesla Motors have finally revealed the much hyped and talked about Model S electric sedan. The high end electric will be available for customer delivery in 2011 which is a good thing considering the price tag. The car will come in three different configuration depending on the mileage you are looking to achieve. The options are 160-mile, 230-mile and 300-mile battery packs with the price point on the 160-mile unit coming in at slightly over $57,000, but you do get a nice tax credit of $7,500 if you pick up this environmentally friendly unit. No price points were revealed on the high end models, but the best configuration can do 0-60 in 6 seconds and will weight around 4,000 pounds!  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 07:40 AM CDT Anna Faris has come a long way since the cute girl from the Scary Movie films and one she went blonde she took on a whole new sex symbol role. She is looking very nice in the April 2009 issue of Arena magazine. You can catch her in her new film Observe and Report starring alongside Seth Rogen.
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| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT TGIF! Another week has come and gone and you know that means it is time to let loose and have some fun with some wild girls. You know girls that will whip out a stick for some tush beating, make out on camera, and enjoy some girl on girl action are the types that qualify for a Wild Girl! Visit the all new FuntastiusNSFW.com!!  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT It’s Friday so go get yourself a drink. Remember it is more enjoyable to sip the wine and not bash it over your head. Both will give you a buzz, but you avoid stitches with the sipping method.  |
| So you writing a parking ticket? Posted: 27 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CDT I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT Banned FUPA Beer Commercial
Prank War 7: Million Dollar Shot
Good Parenting: Kid falls out of car
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| Posted: 26 Mar 2009 09:47 PM CDT The Nintendo Wii is the hottest video game console around. It has opened up the world of video games to families, non-gamers, and the elderly. It is great exercise for them to play some of the games and it seems to keep them entertained. Of course I am not sure the excitement is not too much for them. Also, maybe they don’t realize that they don’t need a batters box, a plate, and a catcher to play. Wen I am this old I’ll be blowing up SOBs in Halo!  |
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