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| Posted: 31 Mar 2009 07:45 AM CDT I was supposed to go to the gym last night after work, but when I got off the train I just wasn’t feeling motivated. I don’t know why I wasn’t excited because I used to enjoy the gym. Maybe I need some sort of incentive to get my ass back and lifting some weights. I wonder what it would take to make me waste an hour of my day….oh hot girl with a sweet round ass by the Universal machine? That’ll work:)  |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT Remember that when you are trying to look tough in a modified hoodie that pays homage to Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks find yourself a 45 pound weight plate. Sure the air fresher on his mom’s kitchen counter is nice, but that doesn’t help with toughness. Everyone knows after popping a few caps in someone’s ass you can’t look tough holding a little 35 pound plate…man up bitch!  |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2009 07:30 AM CDT Sometimes you need a break from all the cleavage and toosh. When those five minutes of your day strike why not show that you have a heart and appreciate how cute baby animals. Now these animals are more or less safe, but give them some time and they will have the ability to maul you to death and that is a whole new topic to cover.  |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2009 07:00 AM CDT Catherine Bell is a 40 year old actress that is best known for her role of Lt. Colonel Sarah MacKenzie on the CBS drama JAG from 1995-2005. She can now be seen on the Lifetime Channel in Army Wives.  |
| Posted: 31 Mar 2009 06:45 AM CDT Sensual Build-A-Bear
Nicholas Spark “The Handjob”
Anchor jokes about Lady Mustache
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| Careful with your Birthday Gift Posted: 31 Mar 2009 06:30 AM CDT Rich was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't have a clue what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled." So the that's what Rich did. The next day at the bar his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said Joe. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!"  |
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