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- Heidi Klum is still an angel
- I Voted Democrat Because…
- Hump Day Hotties
- Some nice cars in Monaco
- Halle Berry will always be hot
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- Not the watch he expected
| Posted: 30 Jul 2009 05:15 AM PDT Heidi Klum is a 36 year old German model and television host. She is the host of Project Runway and Germany’s Next Top Model. She has appeared on the cover of hundreds of magazines, is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and in 2008 became an American citizen. She married musician Seal in 2005 and has two children with him with another currently on the way.
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| Posted: 30 Jul 2009 04:45 AM PDT I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever I want. I decided to marry my horse. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 18% isn't. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing, because they now think we're good people. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view. A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own." Ron, the Gregarious Hermit.
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| Posted: 29 Jul 2009 08:36 PM PDT Hump Day Hotties….better late than never!!
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| Posted: 29 Jul 2009 10:45 AM PDT Monaco is a small dot on a map of the world, but it contains immense wealth. The world’s most densely populated sovereign country has only about 33, 000 inhabitants and most of those are quite wealthy. That wealth allows this country to have a huge variety of exotic sports cars from around the world. Take a look at what you will see walking down the street when you decide to take your next vacation to South Western Europe.
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| Halle Berry will always be hot Posted: 29 Jul 2009 09:33 AM PDT Halle Berry is a soon to be 43 year old actress, model, and former beauty queen. She finished second in the 1986 Miss USA Pageant and took home the title in the 1986 Miss USA World Pageant. Se broke into the big time with her role in the 1991 film Jungle Fever and has gone on to star in numerous movies and win an Oscar for her work in Monster’s Ball. She has been divorced twice – from David Justice and Eric Benet – and is currently dating model Gabriel Aubry who she has a child with.
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| Posted: 29 Jul 2009 09:27 AM PDT It’s hard enough to find a job these days, but I never thought my boss was serious when he said he could get a monkey to replace me.
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| Posted: 29 Jul 2009 09:19 AM PDT Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope," Jimmy replied. "Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then."
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