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• The Amazing Grand Canyon
• Daily Funny Videos
• Canadian, American, and a Jewish guy in Heavan
• Funtasticus Links
• Tooshie Tuesday
• Daily Cool Pics
• Elisha Cuthbert does Canada proud

The Amazing Grand Canyon Posted: 15 Jul 2009 05:00 AM PDT The Grand Canyon is one of the greatest natural wonders in the world.  It was carvedby the Colorado River and stretches 277 miles lo, between 4 and 18 miles across, and depths over a mile.  The canyon is located in Arizona within the Grand Canyon National Park. via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 15 Jul 2009 04:45 AM PDT See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Crazy Woman Road Rage – Watch more Funny Videos More funny videos like the “Fuck the Earth Day” at Heavy.com

Canadian, American, and a Jewish guy in Heavan Posted: 15 Jul 2009 04:30 AM PDT On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened. "Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth." He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?" "Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."

Funtasticus Links Posted: 14 Jul 2009 10:07 AM PDT Monica Cruz busts out the thong [NS4W] Sabrina Jane is so sexy [Gorilla Mask] Monnica Hansen has $500,000 breasts [Celebridiot] Stephanie Pratt does a bikini good [on205th] Jessica Burciaga makes me want to go buy a gun [Hottest Girls of MySpace] Paris Hilton upskirt…stay classy [Cameltap] Keeley Hazell is afternoon hotness [Regretful Morning] 10 Deleted scenes from great comedies [Unreality Mag] Holy Taco tortures an intern [Holy Taco] Elle Macpherson is still yummy [Use My Computer] Ana Beatriz Barros amazing GQ spread [Totally Crap] Absolute low point for Michael Jackson coverage [Cracked] 5 Best Webcam Julia Videos [Uncoached] Vanessa Hudgens looking very good for Parade [Celebrity Odor]

Tooshie Tuesday Posted: 14 Jul 2009 05:45 AM PDT Tooshie Tuseday is becoming more of a critical weekly post since the weather in the Northeast has sucked ass this summer.  The beaches have only had a couple of solid days where some solid toosh was enjoying the sun.  These images now hearken back to a simpler time when global warming seemed like a real threat and temps in he tr-state area hit triple digits.

Daily Cool Pics Posted: 14 Jul 2009 05:30 AM PDT How come you never see commercials for this school on basic cable?  I see DeVry, community college, chat lines, and infomercials, but no Oral Love info.  I be you put this up right after eHarmony you will get some serious phone calls!

Elisha Cuthbert does Canada proud Posted: 14 Jul 2009 05:15 AM PDT Elisha Cuthbert is a 26 year old Canadian born actress. She is known for her early work as host of the kids show Popular Mechanics for Kids.  From their she had a small but memorable role in Old School and followed that up with the role that made her a sex symbol in The Girl Next  Door.   For you non-movie folk she also played the role of Jack Bauer’s daughter Kim in the hit show 24. More Sexy Hotties @FuntasticusNSFW.com!

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