Posted: 25 Feb 2009 07:45 AM CST
You just have to appreciate the beauty of the world we live in when you look at tse images. Now I know these have probably been touched up and tweaked using photoshop, but sometimes you just have to enjoy the imagery and not think so much so stop thinking for a couple of minutes!
Posted: 25 Feb 2009 07:15 AM CST
Everyone has one and so often we fail to enjoy the beauty of them. That’s right I am talking about the most amazing face of all…The O Face! That moment when so many wonderful feelings hit at the same time and people just lose control. Of course looking at these pictures maybe you don’t want to see your O Face!
Posted: 25 Feb 2009 06:45 AM CST
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" says the guy. "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I'll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate." He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's back at the same bar again, monkey by his side as usual. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did?" "What this time?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures it first!"
Posted: 25 Feb 2009 06:30 AM CST
Posted: 24 Feb 2009 10:22 AM CST
Who wants a cupcake? (College Humor)
Coco is about to pop (Celebridiot)
Gisele Bundchen and her bikini body in Brazil (NS4W)
Lindsay Lohan pre-Oscar cleavage (Camel Tap)
Luisa Ranieri gets naughty for MAX (on205th)
Mmmmmm Cured, rolled pig face looked delicious (Holy Taco)
Sharon Stone classy in a see thru dress and no bra (Taxi Driver Movie)
Charity Hodges is a great bikini model (Uncoached)
Kellita Smith: Brown Sugar Never Looked so Good (MoonDog Sports)
Lindsay Lohan Is Taking Her Two Hot Friends Out Partying (The Beer Goggler)
Sexiest International spors casters…DAMN! (Extra Mustard)
Posted: 24 Feb 2009 08:50 AM CST
Since, like me, many of you have no desire to be sitting behind a desk at work today I believe looking at some naughty ladies is necessary.
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