Posted: 06 Feb 2009 09:00 AM CST
Sometimes you have to just stop and appreciate the world around us.
Posted: 06 Feb 2009 09:00 AM CST
Posted: 06 Feb 2009 08:00 AM CST
If cleanliness is next to Godliness these girls are all going to hell!
Posted: 06 Feb 2009 07:00 AM CST
There are some sports that re a lot more fun to watch than to participate. Boxing and MMA are two such sports that I prefer to take in sitting on my couch with a cold beer. These pictures will back up my couch potato viewing methods.
Posted: 06 Feb 2009 05:00 AM CST
HOT DOOR HANDLE PRANK
CAR SLIDES ON ICE
Posted: 05 Feb 2009 09:45 AM CST
Iguazu Falls, also known as the Iguassu Falls or Iguaçu Falls, are waterfalls of the Iguazu River located on the border of the Brazilian state of Paraná and the Argentine province of Misiones. The waterfall system consists of 275 falls along 1.67 miles of the Iguazu River. Some of the individual falls are up to 269 ft in height, though the majority are about 210 ft. The Garganta del Diablo (Devil’s Throat), a 269 foot high, 490 feet wide and 2300 feet long cliff, is the most impressive of all, and marks the border between Argentina and Brazil.
Posted: 05 Feb 2009 09:36 AM CST
I showed this to my wife and she said it is pretty accurate. Ladies, what do you think?
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and PremierLeague 7.2. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
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Dear Desperate Wife,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause damage, with Husband 1.0 defaulting to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.
Be especially cautious about the HotChik virus – it's programmed to corrupt Husband 1.0 utterly (as well as all future Husband upgrades).
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Keep-a-nice-body 10.1.
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