Posted: 09 Feb 2009 08:37 AM CST
Heidi Cortez is a 27 year old American model, writer, actress from California. She co-hosted the ESPN show The XTra Point, was a professional ring girl, has lent her voice to an erotic stories CD, was a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show, and owns a tanning salon in Reno, NV.
Posted: 09 Feb 2009 08:30 AM CST
For all of you that had one drink too many this weekend and have some regrets this Monday these pictures will either make you smile or bring you some serious flashbacks.
Posted: 09 Feb 2009 08:15 AM CST
Posted: 09 Feb 2009 07:00 AM CST
Given the current sate of he economy around the world I know some of you may be looking for some employment to get some cash in the bank. Here at Funtasticus we would like to offer some job interview and application tips that might come in handy. Take a look a the McDonald’s application that was completed by a 17 year old in Florida that landed him a high paying fry cook gig.
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
This application was actually created as part o a humor column by Greg Bulmash that turned into an urban legend, but hey funny is funny. See more of Greg’s writing on his own humor site.
Posted: 09 Feb 2009 06:00 AM CST
Interesting social advertising campaign for the Foundation Abbe Pierre raising awareness of poor housing conditions.
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