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Funny and Crazy Licence Plates Posted: 27 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST I love the idea of being able to custom our own vanity plates at minimal cost, which is not the case for many other countries. Here are some good plates that you might see on your roads.

UK Maxim Hot & Sexy 2009 Calendar! Posted: 27 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST Think this is probably one of the highlights of their careers for the girls appearing on this MAXIM 2009 calendar. Needless to say, they are all super hot and super sexy, the perfect accessory for your cold wall.

What Doctors Actually Mean… Posted: 27 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST Ever wondered what the doctor actually means when talking to them. Here is a guide to decoding them: “This should be taken care of right away.” I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. “Welllllll, what have we here…?” He has no idea and is hoping you’ll give him a clue. “Let me check your medical history.” I want to see if you’ve paid your last bill before spending any more time with you. “Why don’t we make another appointment later in the week.” I’m playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time. –or– I need the bucks, so I’m charging you for another office visit. “We have some good news and some bad news.” The good news is, I’m going to buy that new BMW. The bad news is, you’re going to pay for it. “Let’s see how it develops.” Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured. “Let me schedule you for some tests.” I have a forty percent interest in the lab. “I’d like to have my associate look at you.” He’s going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle. “I’d like to prescribe a new drug.” I’m writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig. “If it doesn’t clear up in a week, give me a call.” I don’t know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself. “That’s quite a nasty looking wound.” I think I’m going to throw up. “This may smart a little.” Last week two patients bit off their tongues. “Well, we’re not feeling so well today, are we…?” I’m stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here? “This should fix you up.” The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff. “Everything seems to be normal.” Rats! I guess I can’t buy that new beach condo after all. “I’d like to run some more tests.” I can’t figure out what’s wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one. “Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?” You’re crazier’n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who’ll split fees with me … “There is a lot of that going around.” My God, that’s the third one this week. I’d better learn something about this. “If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment.” I’ve never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I’m off next week. Email this joke to a friend Your email address: Your friends address: Recieve joke s in your email.

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 27 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST DANGEROUS GUN “I want the gun!”… “You can’t handle the gun!” THE BEST GAME SHOW EVER Without a doubt. Doesn’t even matter that I don’t understand what they are saying. SICK CUTE HEDGEHOG? Poor cute hedgehog lies by the side of the road waiting for some car to come by to bring it to the vet. Or is it?

Beauty on Glass Posted: 27 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST These works of art were not painted on canvas as you might expect, but on glass. They are the artworks of Elsa Kolesnikova.  These drawings were made in watercolor and sealed with enamel. It seems that due to the complex technique of such pieces, any error made will require the artist to start afresh. Also, it is impossible to duplicate any of these pieces, which makes each work one of a kind. The beauty of painting on glass is also the added effect of light. The paintings change in color tones depending on the light that is upon the glass. It is often said of these glass art pieces that they bring a sense of warmth and fire to those who look upon them.

More Beer Posters Posted: 27 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST Even more beer posters from all over. Time to do some catching up!

Strange State Laws (Part 1) Posted: 27 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST I found these and I do not know if they are true. So read at your own risk, but feel free to shoot any of them if you know it to be untrue. Alabama * In jasper, it is illigal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. * It is illigal to play Dominos on Sunday. * It is illigal top wear a dake moustache that causes laughter in church. * Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Alaska * In Fairbanks, it is illigal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. * While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. Arizona * In Tucson, it is illigal for women to wear pants. * In Globe, it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American. * In Glendale, it is illigal to drive a car in reverse. * In Nogales, it is illigal to wear suspenders. Arkansas * A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. * In Fayetteville, it is illigal to kill "any living creature". * Schoolteachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises. * Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term. California * In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap. * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. * In Pacific Groove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine. * In Pasadena, it is illigal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. * It is illigal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. * In Long Beach, it is illigal to curse on a mini-golf course. * In San Francisco, it is illigal to wipe one's car with used underwear. * It is illigal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts. Colorado * In Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing "unbecoming" one's sex. * In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. * In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits. Connecticut * In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog. * It is illegal to dispose used razor blades. * In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire. * In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. Delaware * In Lewes, it is illegal to wear pants that are "form-fitting" around the waist. * Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. * It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. Florida * In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown. * Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed. * In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit. Georgia * All males in the state between the ages of 16 and 50 are required to work on public roads. * In Columbus, it is illegal to sit on one's porch in an indecent position. * In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross a road. * It is illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless the shades are down. Hawaii * It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks. * It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit. Idaho * In Pocatello, "the carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view." * Also in Pocatello, "It is prohibited for pedestrians and motorists to display frowns, grimaces, scowls, threatening and glowering looks, gloomy and depressed facial appearances, generally all of which reflect unfavorably upon the city's reputation." * Boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds. Illinois * In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being "an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public. * In Chicago, it is illegal to fish in one's pajamas. * In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera. * According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American". * In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts. * In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet. Indiana * Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend. * In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within four hours of eating garlic. * The Stepford Wives is banned in Warsaw. Iowa * State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player. * In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire. Kansas * It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays. * In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce. * In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper. * In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat. * In Natoma, it is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt. Kentucky * It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds. The ordinance also specifically exempts female horses from such restrictions. * State law stipulates that a person is considered sober until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground". * It is illegal to remarry the same man four times. Louisiana * In New Orleans, fire trucks are required by law to stop at all red lights. * It is considered "simple assault" to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth. * It is against the law to gargle in public. Maine * In Portland, it is illegal for men to tickle women under the chin with feather dusters. * The most money one can legally win gambling is three dollars. * In Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his/her landlord. * In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public. Maryland * In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get. * Every person who has bowled since 1833 may be fined $2 for each offense. * In Halethorpe, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second. * It's illegal to mistreat oysters. * It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio. Massachusetts * In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms. * It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license. * North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns". * State legislation forbids dueling with water pistols. * In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so. * In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas. Michigan * In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens." * A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband. * In Detroit, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on your property. * In Detroit, it is illegal to "ogle" a woman from a moving car. * In Port Huron, the speed limit for ambulances in 20 m.p.h. * Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics." Minnesota * Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus. * In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang. * Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard. * It's illegal to tease skunks. Mississippi * It is still legal to kill one's "servant". * In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage by hunting and killing either six blackbirds or three crows. Missouri * In Saco, women are forbidden from wearing hats that "might frighten timid persons, children or animals." * In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed. * While children may purchase shotguns in Kansas City, they are not allowed to buy toy cap guns. * Missouri considers drunkenness an "inalienable right."

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Vintage Ads Posted: 26 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Always interesting to see how people used to do things in the past. Here is a nice collection of ads in the olden days advertising various products. The women actually wore clothes!

Working Girls Posted: 26 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST This company decided to create a calendar with super hot chicks busy at work in their refinery of sorts. Yah right, like chicks that look like these work in these places. But if they did, the guy would surely come to work happy!

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