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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 06:30 AM CST Some people & animals sharing an intimate moment together. Do you know that kissing is a complex behavior that demands significant muscle coordination? A total of 34 facial muscles and 112 postural muscles are used for a single kiss! No wonder it is said that those who kiss regularly are generally more healthy and have better teeth! You got your perfect excuse to ask for that kiss now.
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 06:20 AM CST Some sexy chicks dressed in what are supposed to be dresses.
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 06:10 AM CST A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 06:00 AM CST Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes. The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.” The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.” The married woman: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batwoman?’” |
| Swedish Graduates Striptease Act Posted: 07 Jan 2009 05:50 AM CST Don’t ask me why cause I’m dying to find out too, but these Swedish graduates decided to put up a striptease performance for all their guests. Damn, I should have gone to Sweden for my studies!
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST One will never understand why sculptors will want to ‘haunt’ a beach with these bizarre and creepy sculptures. 1. Hand Of Harmony, Homigot, Korea
Firstly, to me, there is nothing ‘harmonious’ about this hand. It just appears that someone is drowning and that is all is left of the person as he sinks into the deep. This hand has been scaring tourists in Korea since 1999. Anyway, it is apparently used to symbolize the holding of the sun and at sunrise, lots of people gather to see how the sun becomes cradled in the hand for the perfect photo shot. 2. Sperm Whale, Scheveningen Beach, The Netherlands
As though the sculpture is not weird enough, it is actually made entirely from wood! If you know anything about wood and salt and water, you will understand that it is quite a bad choice of material as decay and rot will set in fast. This sculpture was created by Zephyr (alias Dirk Clasesen) and was intended to promote the collections of the museum Muzee Scheveningen. Needless to say, tourists are banned from placing their wet towels on this sculpture. 3. Another Place, Liverpool, England
If you thought that the ‘Hand of Harmony’ was creepy, I think this is worse: zombie-like statues emerging out of the waters. The sculpture consists of 100 cast iron figures which face out to sea, spread over a 2 mile (3.2 km) stretch of the beach. Each figure is 189 cm tall (nearly 6 feet 2½ inches) and weighs around 650 kg (over 1400 lb) and they are replicas of the artist’s own body. Some actually considered these figures as pornographic due to the inclusion of the penis in the sculptures. You have zombie-like figures all over your beach and the best thing you can talk about is their penis?? A last interesting fact is that these figures were originally intended to be moved to New York due to complaints by sea-sports lovers and the dangers these sculptures posed, but it was finally approved for these statues to remain permanently in England. 4. A Room Where It Always Rains, Barcelona, Spain
Juan Munoz's ‘Una Habatacio on Sempre Plou’ (A Room Where It Always Rains) is probably as creepy as the zombie-figures if not more consisting of 5 stone figures trapped in a cage on a beach in Barcelona. You can apparently see their agonized faces as you get closer. Perfect touch to a creepy work. 5. Couple, Newbiggin-by-the-Sea, England
It looks like a couple is ready to end it all by jumping into the wild sea together. This work was made by Sean Henry and was specially designed for the breakwater that this sculpture is attached to. When the tides rise, it will appear that the couple is standing right on the surface of the waters. |
| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 05:30 AM CST BIGGEST NATURAL BOOBS IN THE WORLD COUNTDOWN!
PAINFUL OLYMPICS NUT SHOT - Old but for those who have not seen this before, you should! All pole vaulters beware!
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 05:20 AM CST Claire Forlani is an English actress born on 1 July 1972. She studied in the Arts Educational School in London, learning acting and dancing. She got her major break in Hollywood when she acted as a supporting role beside ex-James Bond, Sean Connery, in ‘The Rock’. She also starred opposite Antony Hopkins and Brad Pitt in ‘Meet Joe Black’. You might also have seen her in CSI New York as Dr. Peyton Driscoll. She has that very cute pouty look that I think makes her so endearing, and I’m not the only one who thinks so. The list of Hollywood stars who agrees with me and have dated her before include Benicio del Toro, John Cusack, Brad Pitt (!), Keanu Reeves and Ben Stiller (!!). However, she is now married to a nobody in comparison, Dougray Scott.
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 05:10 AM CST MacDonald has just released a limited edition calendar that resonates its core beliefs and impact on their customers. Unfortunately, you will probably not find it easily since they are limited editions and oh, they are in Russian.
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| Posted: 07 Jan 2009 05:00 AM CST The Pentagon recently found it had too many officers, and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points on his body, with the officer getting to select any pair of points he wished. The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000. The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000. When the third one, a grizzled old Navy commander, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: “From the tip of my penis to my testicles.” The pension man suggested that perhaps he might like to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had received. The commander insisted and the pension expert said that would be fine, but that he’d better get the medical officer to do the measuring. The medical officer attended and asked the commander to drop ‘em. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the commander’s penis and began to work back. My God!” he said. “Where are your testicles?” “In Vietnam,” the commander replied. |
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