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| Posted: 30 Jun 2009 05:15 AM PDT Alecia Moore, you might know her as pop star Pink, is a 29 year old American singer that just has something about her. I don’t think she is the hottest thing out there, but she has an edge to her and isn’t afraid to show off her body. You have to respect that. of course I do think she could beat the crap out o me if I got out of line….why do i find that hot?
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| Tools and the women the pose with them Posted: 30 Jun 2009 05:00 AM PDT |
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| Posted: 30 Jun 2009 04:30 AM PDT This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought… Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember. My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!" It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o'clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Joanne, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day… We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?" I replied with "I suppose not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's go to my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake… Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked.
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| Posted: 29 Jun 2009 05:45 AM PDT Welcome back to the work week people. Here is hoping that some Monday Morning Memory amateurs hotties can make your day a bit easier to deal with. I spent the weekend sick so the only memory I made was sleeping and blowing my nose – don’t act like you’re not jealous.
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| Posted: 29 Jun 2009 05:30 AM PDT Nothing like a day out with the kids to see some fighter jets do some cool aerial maneuvers. Of course not forcing your child to the edge of the aircraft carrier might be a good idea. Imagine going home to the wife and explaining how you lost little Timmy off the side of the Intrepid.
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| Posted: 29 Jun 2009 05:15 AM PDT Ai Takahashi is a 22 year old Japanese pop singer. She is currently the lead singer of Morning Musume. Since I have never really had the honor of enjoying her music I really can’t say that much about her apart from the fact that she is a little hottie.
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