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Excellent Business Plan

Posted: 01 Jun 2009 04:30 AM PDT

A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factory where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it’s doing. “As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise.” he says “The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.”

On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a “hiss.. hiss… hiss-pop” sound during the manufacturing process. “Wait a second,” the future shift manager says, “I know what the hiss, hiss is… but what’s with the 'pop’ noise every once in a while?”

“Oh, that hehe. It’s the same as the baby bottle nipple process.” says the guide… “It pokes a hole in every third condom.”

“But that can’t be good for the condoms!” the observant shift manager replied.

“Nah, but it’s really good for the baby bottle nipple business!”

Avoid those tan lines

Posted: 31 May 2009 08:50 AM PDT

OK ladies remember that worshiping the sun can create a lovely bronze color, but is also dangerous. Use proper sun block to keep the skin from getting red and block some of those harmful UV rays. Also remember that those nipples are often overlooked when sunbathing topless so look into some fancy covers. Not only will the draw the eyes of men - because boobs just flopping around does nothing for men - really try it out - they will also produce really cool tan lines. Who doesn’t want a Playboy bunny or blazing sun tan line highlighting their nip?

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