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| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:20 AM CDT I know it’s over, but here are more interesting and funny snapshots from the Beijing 2008 Olympics. Some are really well taken and at the perfect moment. There’s actually more but not sure if you guys are interested?  |
| Mexican-French Perfection - Moar Angelique Boyer Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:18 AM CDT This is definitely one hot Mexican-French model that is almost like a mix between Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson (in my opinion of course, don’t thrash me if you disagree). But she definitely looks more classy than both of them!  |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:16 AM CDT Your daily dose to get you through the mid-week.
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| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:14 AM CDT Rough day ahead? Or already had one? Some interesting stress management techniques that are recommended by psychologists…. that might actually work! 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called “the world.” 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 6. The water is crystal clear 7. You can easily make out the face of the politician you’re holding underwater. 8. See, you’re smiling already.  |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:12 AM CDT Ok, so this is not the same as real sexy chicks, but I thought that this is interesting for a change. Some nice well-crafted sexy figurines perhaps? Interestingly, most of them are Anime or Asian related. Is this only an Asian thing?  |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT Hans van Bentem can turn Bavarian Crystal and brass into works of luminescent art.  |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT Anyone familiar with the highly popular Bejeweled game will have no problems with this game, which is very similar in nature. Form more than 3 similar objects in a row by swapping adjacent objects and get points. The longer your row the higher the points. Addictive!
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| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT She is an English glamour model born on 16 December 1983 in Liverpool. She won Miss England in 2004 and Miss Great Britain in 2006, pretty impressive records for a model! However, she became highly noticed only after posing nude for the December 2006 issue of Playboy and not to mention her relationship with Teddy Sheringham, well-known football star (at that time). Sadly, she has had one brutal encounter with a boyfriend where she was dragged out from her moving car, which left severe lacerations on her body and worst of all, removed most of her hair. Thank goodness she recovered from that and is looking mighty fine to me now!  |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT Extreme Bull Taunting - Not sure what this performance is called but I wonder how many of them were there to start with?
Adrenaline Junkies - Some people just badly need attention. Crazy Olympics - This guy decides to take the Olympics to the streets!  |
| Posted: 27 Aug 2008 07:02 AM CDT 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach … and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. 16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights: a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever. 29: We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: “GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?” “BALLS” is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!  |
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