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Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:08 AM CDT Tiana Ta is quite a popular Vietnamese model who lives in Massachusetts and has had inroads into MTV and SPIKE TV. She is 5′ 6 in height and has measurements 34-24-34. She is also relatively new in the modeling industry. Finally some quote from her that you guys might love to hear:
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Careful Highly Addictive Game Ahead - Totem Destroyer Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:07 AM CDT |
Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:07 AM CDT |
2008 Olympic Beach Volleyball Girls Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:06 AM CDT With the 2008 Olympics going on in full-swing, how can we at Funtasticus not post some interesting stuff on that? Coming straight to you hot off the oven, are the girls of the 2008 Olympic Beach Volleyball competition. Don’t be too disappointed though, they are afterall REAL athletes and NOT models. |
Men Tries to Have ‘Fun’ with Bench and Gets Stuck Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:06 AM CDT Of all the news going on around, this is probably one of the funniest and weirdest news I have heard lately. A man was at park bench and probably felt lonely. So if you are lonely, what would you normally do? Perhaps call a friend or get a beer right? But no…. this guy decides that he will have a go - at the park bench! It was a bench with many small holes on it, so he probably thought, ‘How convenient!’. The next thing we know, he has inserted his member into one of the small holes of the bench. No prizes for guessing what happens next. His proud and exposed male member naturally becomes aroused and it gets stuck in the small hole! (Well, at least that is one thing that he can be proud of, I guess.) He panics and calls the paramedics. They arrived and as his penis was so engorged, they even tried to withdraw some blood in hopes of reducing the engorgement (didn’t know that this was possible), but it was to no avail. Thus, they had to cut the entire bench and bring it with him on it to the hospital. There they finally managed to separate the 2 lovebirds after 4 hours and apparently, the doctors would have to cut off his penis if it is dragged for another hour. Morale of the story - Learn the physics of contraction and expansion well! |
Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:04 AM CDT |
Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:03 AM CDT |
Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:02 AM CDT 2 Dutch architects Dries Stevens and Nancy Neukermans have decided to take their frequent travels around Europe to the next level by outfitting their Unimog with flash amenities like a glowing duvet roof, aluminum skylights, and an over-sized bathtub. When they are not traveling for the 6 months out of a year, this mobile-home is parked in the couples’ converted warehouse in Antwerp and is transformed into a luxurious bathroom. Looks pretty cosy to me. |
Posted: 12 Aug 2008 06:01 AM CDT More interesting facts that you may not know. Any of this proven wrong yet? ——————————————- In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. ——————————————- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’…and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ——————————————- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ——————————————- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. ——————————————- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ——————————————- Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. ——————————————- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: —————————————— The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this…) ———————————————————————— The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400 ———————————————————————- The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 ———————————————————————— ———————————————————————— The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ———————————————————————— The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. ———————————————————————— Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later. ———————————————————————— Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? ———————————————————————— Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter ‘A’? ———————————————————————— Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? ———————————————————————— Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil? ———————————————————————— Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? ———————————————————— In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase……… ‘goodnight, sleep tight.’ ———————————————————————— It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. ———————————————————————— In English pubs, ale was ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’ ———————————————————————— At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! |
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