Monday, August 4, 2008

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Girls Gone Wild on Victoria’s Secret

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT

Bet everyone is facing the huge monster called Monday Blues. And you all need something STRONG as a remedy. Thus, we have brought out our big guns just for you this Monday and to give you the backstage pass to Victoria’s Secret fashion show . You can find all the who’s who in the model industry including Heidi Klum, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima and many others (most of which have been featured here before as well). So let your fantasies go wild today and enjoy the show.

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*Click on this pic for a super-sized version specially for you!

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Women’s Wildest Fantasies

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:09 AM CDT

Sorry to disappoint you guys out there, but this is NOT porn. However, this series of pictures must like porn for women, a wild fantasy that will probably never come true. But there’s nothing wrong in dreaming and fantasizing anyway right? Simply hilarious.

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10 Things Never to Say to a Taller Woman

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT

Not everyone may face this problem, but if you are, well, vertically-challenged, you might be constantly faced with the problem of the right strategy when approaching that tall-leggy and beautiful chick across the bar. Writer Laura Gilbert asked a WNBA team’s worth of willowy women what clichéd lines turn them off most, which I thought was both funny and noteworthy enough to warrant a blog post here.

10. “You must be a model!” (This line shows that you’re not trying very hard, even if you clarify up front that you’re only asking because she’s really rilly pretty.)

9. “You can’t be 5′ 10″. I’m 5′10″!” (It’s one thing to lie about your height while you’re sitting down or on an Internet profile. When you say this to someone who has to lean down to hear it, you’re busted.)


8. “Is it hard for you to meet people taller than you?” (If she has to explain the bell curve to you, you might not be an intellectual match.)

7. “Now there’s a tree I’d like to climb.” (Yummeh.)

6. “How do you kiss?” ( Or the skin-crawling subset: “Wow, I feel like I’m the girl!” You do realize that kissing doesn’t require her to use her legs, right?)

Read the top five things you shouldn’t say (after the jump).

5. “I could eat my way to the top.” (Stop. Just stop.)

4. “How tall are you, anyway?” (Think about it: Whatever she answers won’t make much difference, except that you’ll look sorta insecure for having asked. Use some deductive reasoning and you should be able to guess within an inch or two.)

3. “How do you wear heels?” (Like everyone else: one foot at a time. She looks even better when she does it, shortstack.)

2. “It won’t matter much when we’re lying down.” (Only a fool would invite commentary on the inches that do make a difference during horizontal integration.)

1. “Do you play basketball?” (People don’t ask “Do you play professional baseball?” just because you’re paunchy and chew tobacco. Pay it forward by giving tall women the same courtesy.)

Daily Funny Pictures

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT

Can you believe it’s Monday again? Where did the past 2 days go??? Thank goodness I have these vodka funny shots to make it through the day…

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Shoot Em’ Sheep - Joe’s Farm

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:05 AM CDT

Excellent frustration-venting game for this Monday. Very nice graphics and brainless gameplay. Just what we all need right?


Hidden Breast Cam

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:05 AM CDT

Voluptuous chick wants to conduct a physiological experiment (read hidden cam prank) by hiding a camera in her breasts and seeing how many men actually are looking at somewhere else other than her face when talking to her. With that enticing cleavage, who’s fault is it that all the men are caught red-handed?

Hilarious Ventriloquists

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT

4 Videos and 2 amazing ventriloquists. Jeff Dunham and Achmed the dead terrorist followed by Walter the grumpy old man. More than just the ventriloquist act, is the amazing humor of this guy. The jokes he makes just cracsk me up!


Terry Fator on America’s Got Talent doing amazing impressions with his puppets. Amazing!

Viviana Ramos

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:03 AM CDT

Born on 1 Dec 1992, which means she is not even 16!

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Querky Zoo Signs

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:01 AM CDT

Who says only those in the creative industry are creative? Check out these hilarious zoo signs that surely convey their message much better than lots of ads stuck out there.

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Miss Bikini 2008 - Part 1

Posted: 04 Aug 2008 07:00 AM CDT

Even though we do not have any details on where and when this Miss Bikini 2008 contest was held, but we figured that you guys will be rather unhappy if we didn’t share these pics because of this tiny excuse of ‘no information’. However, we are pretty sure that some of you here will know more details, so please fill us in!

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