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Boston Celtic’s Dance Team Auditions Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:15 AM CDT Check out the new 17-member dance team of the NBA’s Boston Celtics team and they sure look fantastic! I guess being an NBA superstar has more perks than just money. Here are some pics of the audition that was conducted in The Roxy, Boston. Don’t the girls look fabulous?

Daily Funny Pictures Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:13 AM CDT Can you believe it’s Friday??? Where did the week go? Oh, wasted on browsing more Funny Pictures on Funtasticus of course!

Steepest Street in the World Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:12 AM CDT The steepest street in the world is Baldwin Street, located in Dunedin, Southern New Zealand. It starts with a moderate slope but increases rapidly until it reaches a staggering 19 degrees incline! That may not sound like alot, but check out the pics below and you’ll understand how steep this baby actually is. Funny thing is, it is so steep that the surface has to be laid with concrete instead of asphalt otherwise the tar will start flowing down the street on a hot day! Anyone with a death wish can try blading or skateboarding down….

Poker Chick Tina Wallman Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:11 AM CDT Tina Wallman aka Queen of Hearts is a Poker spokeswoman. She is partially German with a hot Australian accent. She was also featured as the Beach Girl of the Year in 2007. A mindless quote from her: “I enjoy rubbing sun screen on my girlfriends when we go to the beach. It stirs up a lot of attention from the guys. I love to rub sun screen on their back and their bum.”

Absolutely Funny Employee Appraisals Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT For all those managers out there, here are some good ideas to make your appraisal reports more interesting. Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. I would not allow this associate to breed. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. He would be out of his depth in a puddle. This young lady has delusions of adequacy. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better. This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Cool Futuristic Eco-Friendly Car Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT This almost looks like a spaceship from those space movies. However it is not (duh). It’s actually a three-wheeled vehicle that can run up to 100km on 1 liter of fuel! This concept car is the creation of Aptera Motors as an answer to the call of environment conservation. You might think that this car will cost a bomb, but it is priced at an affordable $30k and it comes with GPS, satellite radio and DVD player. Not bad for a car that environmentalists will not throw eggs at and looks real slick at the same time huh? Oh, but it’s max speed is just 88.5km/h, definitely not for the adrenaline junkies out there.

Funny Commercials Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT Talk about extreme customer service! I don’t think I would like that… Naughty chick tries something naughty under the table with her boyfriend while having dinner with parents. Outcome is definitely not what you expected!

Ukrainian Heat - Larysa Poznyak Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT This exotic Ukrainian beauty has had quite a career apart from modelling. She presents fashion TV and appears on Fox news regularly too. Another reason why you should be watching the news!

Interesting Animals Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:02 AM CDT More interesting snapshots of animals caught in interesting positions.

Hilarious Stupid Excuses by Traffic Offenders Posted: 01 Aug 2008 07:00 AM CDT Gosh, the things a person would say to get out of trouble. Even if it means making a complete fool of themselves in the process! Oldie but goody. ROFL. 1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent. 3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. 6. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. 7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. 8. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. 9. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident. 10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull. 11. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. 12. I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car. 13. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. 14. I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. 15. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 16. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. 17. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian. 18. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. 19. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him. 20. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished. 21. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face. 22. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

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