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The Kiss Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:20 AM CDT Ah, what is more beautiful than a passionate kiss shared between 2 lovers? This is a nice collection of artistically taken photos of the kiss. Go plant one on your lover now (if you can).

Hungtington Beach US Open AVP Tour Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:18 AM CDT Very nice pictures of hot sporty chicks in one of our favorite sports - Beach Volleyball. What’s not to like about this sport?

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:16 AM CDT Still got that hangover from Saturday night’s party? Here, have another shot of funnies.

Drunk Girls Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:14 AM CDT Drunk girls caught on camera in the most unglamorous ways. Sure reminds me of crazy weekend that just past!

Alexia Lei the Car Show Hottie Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:12 AM CDT Alexia Lei is a highly sought after Filipino Mexican model especially for car shows. Born on 25 February 1981, Alexia Lei now resides in Los Angeles, California. Apart from modeling, she is also in fashion, having designed some clothes for the GoGo dancing industry. She is (or was?) an Official Spokes Model for Knoxx Gear and Lexani Wheels Company.

I Pity the Tech Support Guys Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one. —- Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t so! sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I hadn’t inserted it yet. It’s still on my desk. Sorry. —- Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen Customer: Your left or my left? —- Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello. I can’t print. Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and … Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates, damn it! —- Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it. —- Customer: I have problems printing in red. Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah, thank you. —- Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am? Customer: A teddy bear my boy friend bought for me in the supermarket. —- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah, that one does work. —- Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in “apple”, a capital letter “V” as in “Victor”, the number “7″. Customer: Is that “7″ in capital letters? —- Customer: I can’t get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. —- Tech support: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That’s not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry. Internet Explorer. —- Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. —- Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? —- A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine .” —- And last but not least: Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.” Customer: I don’t have a “P”. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: “P”, on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Daily Videos Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT Funny Celebrity Impressions - Not perfect but some are pretty darn close. Maggot Leg - Doctor wanted to remove the off-white boot around the man’s leg only to discover it was not a boot! Truck tries to beat a train across the tracks - think the truck made it?

The Beauty of the G-String Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT Isn’t this one of the most fabulous fashion inventions in the 20th century? To convince sexy girls all around the world that a single string and a flimsy piece of material is more than enough for their underwear. Brilliant!

Mud Festival Fun in South Korea Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT Is it me or is playing in the mud the new in-thing these days? Here are fun pics of another mud festival, this time held in South Korea. Anyone participated in mud festivals around the world?

Men - Who Needs Them? Posted: 25 Aug 2008 07:02 AM CDT A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world” The woman says, “I’ll miss you.” ——————————————————————— “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied. ——————————————————————— He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded. ——————————————————————— He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -That’s a good idea…you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and watch TV. ——————————————————————— He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror. ——————————————————————— Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A fantasy ——————————————————————— My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.He couldn’t get back in.

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