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| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:20 AM CDT Apart from ruining perfectly famous and almost sacrosanct classical paintings, thought that this series of ‘artworks’ were too funny & imaginative not to publish. Could this be the hidden monster in each of us?  |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:18 AM CDT Friday seems like the perfect day to enjoy the sun down at the beach, where the waves are crashing in, people soaking in the heat and the girls looking hot. If you don’t have that luxury right now, here are some hot chicks by the beach as consolation. Have a sexy weekend!  |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:16 AM CDT Enjoy this last installment for the week. Cherish everyone of them, cause it takes lots of effort to find and don’t get withdrawal symptoms over the weekend!  |
| Hilarious Sports Commentators Screw-Ups Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:14 AM CDT Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would probably want to take back: 1. Weight-lifting commentator: ‘This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’ 2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’ 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’ 4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’ 5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.’ 6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’ 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.’ 8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’ 9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’  |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:12 AM CDT Sorry guys, no idea who this smoking hot babe is except that she is smoking hot. Looks quite gorgeous too if you ask me. Thought I should share her with everyone. Happen to be anybody’s girlfriend?  |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:10 AM CDT WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND - Great campaign ad for saving the environment. How true! Beautiful Voice of Britney Spears - And you thought that all her songs had serious editing done. Whole Life is a Stunt Show? - Cool Ad  |
| Armed Invasion Shooting Madness Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:08 AM CDT Shoot down all the approaching enemy troops before they destroy you. But be careful cause you have limited ammunition and every bullet counts! Just imagine your teacher or boss approaching instead…
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| Runner-Up Idol Katherine Mcphee Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:06 AM CDT Katherine Mcphee must be no stranger to most of you. She was born singing on 25 March 1984 in LA, California. Ok, I exaggerate but she did start singing at 2 years of age. She graduated from Notre Dame High School but let college to audition for television pilots in LA. Apparently, she was rejected about 195 times out of 200 auditions that she went for. Talk about persistence! She was finally rewarded with a film in 2006 called ‘Paramount Girl’ but of course, it was coming in as runner-up in American Idol 2006 that made her famous. Unfortunately, this gorgeous and talented bombshell just got married on 2 February 2008. Her husband? Some 43-year old guy, enough said.  |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:04 AM CDT More weirdness in people. Seriously, is this a desperate cry of attention or what? Wonder if they still hurt….  |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2008 07:02 AM CDT 1. “Michael Jackson’s album was only called Bad because there wasn’t enough room on the sleeve for Pathetic.” —Prince 2. “He looks like a dwarf who’s been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair.” —Boy George, on Prince 3. “He couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.” —Johnny Carson, on Chevy Chase 4. “All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.” —Lyndon Johnson, on Hubert Humphrey, his vice president 5. “The only reason so many people attended his funeral was they wanted to make sure he was dead.” —Samuel Goldwyn, on Louis B. Mayer 6. “People shouldn’t be treated like objects. They aren’t that valuable.” —P.J. O’Rourke 7. “Armaments, universal debt, and planned obsolescence–those are the three pillars of Western prosperity.” —Aldous Huxley 8. “The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.” —Ted Williams 9. “I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Thyroid problem?’ ” —Emo Philips 10. “He has so many fishhooks in his nose, he looks like a piece of bait.” —Bob Costas, on Dennis Rodman 11. “If you’re going to spit at me, make sure you hit me in the face. Don’t be wasting my time.” —Dennis Rodman 18. “She not only kept her figure, she’s added so much to it.” —Bob Fosse 19. “Love is two minutes, 52 seconds of squishing noises.” —Johnny Rotten 20. “Democracy is the worship of jackals by jackasses.” —H.L. Mencken 21. “Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.” —Friedrich Nietzsche 22. “You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.” —Fred Allen 23. “Life is a cement trampoline.” —Howard Nordberg 24. “He would sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.” —Tom Waits, on singer/songwriter Chuck E. Weiss 25. “Start every day with a smile and get it over with.” —W.C. Fields 13. “Women’s intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.” —Rupert Hughes 14. “He walks as if he had fouled his small clothes and looks as if he smelt it.” —Christopher Smart, on the poet Thomas Gray 15. “I couldn’t warm to him even if I was cremated next to him.” —Keith Richards, on Chuck Berry 16. “I’m glad I’ve given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He’s pathetic. It’s like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young.” —Elton John 17. “One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.” —Heinrich Heine  |
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