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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:50 AM CST It never seizes to amaze me how people in the creative arts industry can come up with new unique ideas and works for their portfolios. Paho Mann is a photographer that decided to capture pictures of drawers and medicine cabinets for his work. He believes that it is an expression of individuality in a society that relentlessly emphasizes on conformity. Sounds like a pretty lame attempt at justification of his idea but whatever pleases him. Take a look.
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:40 AM CST Personally, I feel that dancers have much sexier bods than models. Reason? They are not scarily thin and have very well-toned and proportional hot bodies. Here are some good examples taken from NHL dancers.
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:30 AM CST More chicks who can get into positions that might drive a man crazy. What you can do with her is really up to your wildest imaginations.
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:30 AM CST Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?  |
| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:30 AM CST If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.. (Now that’s more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.) (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the. ..?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)  |
| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:20 AM CST Isn’t it great to see couples who have the same passion for sports sharing an intimate moment?
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:10 AM CST Nicole Narain is an American model and actress born on 28 July 1974. Her success lies mainly with Playboy and the sex industry. Apparently, she had a sex tape scandal in 2005 with actor Colin Farrell, where Colin managed to get a court restraining order that prevents the sale and distribution of the tape. (Hint: It can still be found on many internet sites… apparently). She is pretty hot with a really tight bod. Very nice indeed.
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:10 AM CST HILARIOUS COMPANY TRAINING - The employees were overwhelmingly enthusiastic to respond to their boss. PENGUIN NARROW ESCAPE FROM KILLER WHALES - It figured it is probably safer with the strange people floating on the surface of the water. SETTING UP A CUP PRANK- Now go offer a drink of reconciliation to your bitter enemy.  |
| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST Till Bartels is a German journalist, who spends most of his life jet-setting between countries. Needless to say, he has had the opportunity to sample all types of cuisine offered by the airlines. Here are some of his food experiences 30000-feet in the air.
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| Posted: 27 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and his girlfriend meets him at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” she says. The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are already seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and Whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.” The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a Pharmacist.”  |
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