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Tenderness Posted: 26 Nov 2008 06:30 AM CST The beauty of photography is the ability to capture that unseen feeling or emotion in a picture and it conveys a message that can only be felt when a person looks upon the picture. When I saw these photos, the word ‘Tenderness’ immediately came to mind, don’t ask me why. What message do these pictures bring to you?

Black and White Beauties Posted: 26 Nov 2008 06:20 AM CST Some very classy and contemporary photography of hot models and girls in black and white. If you can’t tell by now, I am a big fan of such sexy and professional photography. Enjoy!

Daily Cool Pictures Posted: 26 Nov 2008 06:10 AM CST Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Swearing at Work Posted: 26 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST Dear Staff It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues. Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training Instead Of: You don’t have a fucking clue, do you? 2. Try Saying: She’s an aggressive go-getter. Instead Of: She’s a fucking power-crazy bitch 3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? 4. Try Saying: I’m certain that isn’t feasible Instead Of: Fuck off arsehole 5. Try Saying: Really? Instead Of: Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole 6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with… Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a fuck. 7. Try Saying: I wasn’t involved in the project. Instead Of: Not my fucking problem. 8. Try Saying: That’s interesting. Instead Of: What the fuck? 9. Try Saying: I’m not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale. Instead Of: No fucking chance mate. 10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in Instead Of: Why the fuck didn’t you tell me that yesterday? 11. Try Saying: He’s not familiar with the issues Instead Of: He’s got his head up his fucking arse. 12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir? Instead Of: Oi, fuck face. 13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway Instead Of: Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway.

Rejected Photos of Megan Fox Posted: 26 Nov 2008 05:50 AM CST I really don’t understand how any picture of Megan Fox can ever be rejected. Every picture should be published for guys to drool upon or it will be such a terrible injustice! (Ok, I exaggerate at times, sue me).

Playing with Light Posted: 26 Nov 2008 05:40 AM CST Here is what you get when some photographer plays with light, exposure and film mixed together with graffiti wizardry. Pretty cool stuff!

Daily Funny Videos Posted: 26 Nov 2008 05:30 AM CST CHILD DISCIPLINE - A mom does what she can to correct her child’s vulgar language when he is playing. But kids will be kids. SWEDISH ARMY AD - Don’t worry, only 2 out of 3 gets buried… literally. AWESOME CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - It will be hard for Santa Claus to miss this house!

Cosplay Chicks Posted: 26 Nov 2008 05:20 AM CST More bizarre Cosplay fashion and costumes of Japanese chicks. Pretty funky.

Animal Fetuses Posted: 26 Nov 2008 05:10 AM CST We may have seen human fetuses before but here are some fetuses of animals that you probably might not have seen before. Pretty cool to see how they looked when they are still in the womb.

Essential Tips for New Parents Posted: 26 Nov 2008 05:00 AM CST If only more parents understood the truth of these words of wisdom… Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young. Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the damn lights off. Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing. There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. Anyone who says ‘Easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried it. Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable. The best gift parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.

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