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| Effective Tilt-Shift Photography Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:30 AM CST Tilt-Shift photography is basically the use of of camera movements on small and medium size cameras. In many cases, it refers to tilting the lens relative to the image plane and using a large aperture to achieve a very shallow depth of field. The result is a blurring of parts of the image for de-emphasis purposes and the possible effect of reducing huge objects to miniature models. Sounds complex, but here are some very nice examples that should explain everything.  |
| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:20 AM CST Nice collection of utterly sexy side-boob shots of models and actresses. What is it about revealing bikinis and g-strings that sometimes makes a girl more desirable than when she is naked? Who cares?
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| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:10 AM CST A vicar books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk “I hope the porn channel is my room is disabled?” She says “No sir, it’s just regular porn. You sick b*stard.”  |
| Darwin Awards 2008 - Top Acts of Stupidity Posted: 28 Nov 2008 06:00 AM CST 1. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 2. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 3. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Beltway had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 4. An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 5. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, puts a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime committed?) 6. A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the bank later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!" 7. Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape And the winner is…. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time, it worked!  |
| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:50 AM CST This Friday (TGIF!), we are dedicated our hot girls post to all Swedish sexiness. Here are some Swedish chicks showing us that they sure know how to party! Make your Friday last longer by getting drunk later!
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| When Female Bodybuilders Grow Old Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:40 AM CST Not that I think that female body-builders look great when young, but they get even worse when they grow old. Call me chauvinistic, but I just feel that there are some sports that women were not meant to participate and this is one of them.
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| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:30 AM CST EXTREME REPORTER BLOOPER - You can almost hear his head ringing after this blooper.
COOL CLAYMATION - Some claymation effects  |
| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:20 AM CST Anzu Sayuri is a popular Japanese gravure idol born on 20 September, 1983 and she enjoys listening to music. She also knows both the Japanese and the English language because she studied in Great Britain once.
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| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:10 AM CST Sleeveface a relatively new artistic term commonly described as “one or more persons or animals obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s), causing an illusion.” This form of art has become a popular photography genre, sweeping across the Internet. Most of them are pretty humorous and creative, which explains its rise to popularity.
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| Posted: 28 Nov 2008 05:00 AM CST 1. Clay Aiken - Clayton Holmes Grissom  |
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