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| Posted: 26 Jun 2009 05:00 AM PDT Beth Ostrosky is best known for being the wife of shock jock Howard Stern. The pair were married in 2007, but before that Beth was a fairly successful model and actress. She appeared in several movies and was voted to the FHM Sexiest Women Top 100 list 3 times before Stern. She did reappear on the list in 2007 when she received mainstream press due to her relationship with the radio personality. Either way she is a hottie.
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| Posted: 26 Jun 2009 04:45 AM PDT |
| Posted: 26 Jun 2009 04:30 AM PDT A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhattan shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices. Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup – with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right? So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?” The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
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| Posted: 25 Jun 2009 05:45 AM PDT Tata Thursday has returned this week with some impressive pairs of funbags. I believe the lead picture should be a required employee at every company in the country. I would love going to work if I walked in to her smiling boobies every day. More Hottie Fun @ FuntasticusNSFW.com!!
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| Posted: 25 Jun 2009 05:30 AM PDT You wonder why most people in the world have no damn money saved up? When your bank is driving around with ATMs on a truck there is no way you re saving. Park that thing outside Flashdancers on 52nd and Broadway and I wouldn’t have to cross the street to get money out of Chase….not that I know where the ATMs are around the strip club. (Shhhh I do know)
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| Posted: 25 Jun 2009 05:15 AM PDT Is it just me or are there a lot of the same thing in these pictures? If there is only one thing I need to lay off the late night scotch and crack before bed.
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