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Posted: 19 Jun 2009 05:00 AM PDT Eva Longoria Parker is a 34 year old actress that has been acting since 2000 when she landed a role on Beverly Hills 90210, she followed that up with a guest spot on General Hospital, which led to steady work portraying Isabella Brana Williams on tn The Young and the Restless from 2001-2003. She didn’t hit it big until she scored the prize role on Desperate Housewives in 2004 playing the naughty housewife getting it on with her teenage gardener. She married San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker in in 2007 - her second marriage.
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Posted: 19 Jun 2009 04:45 AM PDT |
Posted: 19 Jun 2009 04:30 AM PDT A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys.” So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife’s panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he’d be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john. “How did you get in here?” he asked. “Shhhhh!!!” she replied, “you’ll wake-up my mother!” |
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