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Posted: 02 Apr 2009 04:45 AM PDT Batman and Robin: Kokomo
Nick’s Commercials: Zune Warehouse
Worst Nutshot Timing Ever
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Posted: 02 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time. It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell. I just can't stop farting all the time. In fact, since I've been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times." "No kidding…" says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says "I've got just the stuff." and gives her some pills. "Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment." So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. "What kind of medicine is this? I'm still farting just as much! They still don't make any noise, but now they stink terribly!" The doctor nodded, "Great, now that we've your sinuses cleared up, we'll work on your hearing next!" |
Posted: 01 Apr 2009 05:45 AM PDT Today’s edition of Hump Day Hotties brings you groups of Hotties. I believe that, like potato chips, you can’t have just one hottie when they travel in packs like these ladies. If you decide to hit on one of the ladies you insult the rest of the ladies, if you are intimidated by the multiple pairs of chest bunnies and don’t make a move you’ll regret it, so that leaves only one viable option…..group fun!!! Good luck…trust me this theory is proven in adult films all the time.
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Posted: 01 Apr 2009 05:30 AM PDT With today being April Fool’s Day I have decided to lead of today’s picture selection with a Google entry. Google Classic allowed you to send Google a postcard with your search criteria and in around 30 days you would receive back your amazing results. I haven’t seen anything go live on their site yet, but you can get an idea of what they have tried in the past over at Wikipedia.
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Kelly Brook does England proud Posted: 01 Apr 2009 05:00 AM PDT |
Posted: 01 Apr 2009 04:45 AM PDT Benching 315lbs is hard
Hardly Working: Bully
Family Guy Mario Bros.
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