Funtasticus.com

Posted: 01 Apr 2009 04:30 AM PDT

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful again. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk instead of the usual amount.

When the milkman arrived, and read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door, and the milkman said, “Yes ma’am, I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde replied, “Nope, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”

Tooshie Tuesday

Posted: 31 Mar 2009 05:45 AM PDT

I was supposed to go to the gym last night after work, but when I got off the train I just wasn’t feeling motivated. I don’t know why I wasn’t excited because I used to enjoy the gym. Maybe I need some sort of incentive to get my ass back and lifting some weights. I wonder what it would take to make me waste an hour of my day….oh hot girl with a sweet round ass by the Universal machine? That’ll work:)

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Daily Cool Pics

Posted: 31 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PDT

Remember that when you are trying to look tough in a modified hoodie that pays homage to Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks find yourself a 45 pound weight plate. Sure the air fresher on his mom’s kitchen counter is nice, but that doesn’t help with toughness. Everyone knows after popping a few caps in someone’s ass you can’t look tough holding a little 35 pound plate…man up bitch!

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Baby animlas are just cute

Posted: 31 Mar 2009 05:30 AM PDT

Sometimes you need a break from all the cleavage and toosh. When those five minutes of your day strike why not show that you have a heart and appreciate how cute baby animals. Now these animals are more or less safe, but give them some time and they will have the ability to maul you to death and that is a whole new topic to cover.

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Catherine Bell is 40 and sexy

Posted: 31 Mar 2009 05:00 AM PDT

Catherine Bell is a 40 year old actress that is best known for her role of Lt. Colonel Sarah MacKenzie on the CBS drama JAG from 1995-2005. She can now be seen on the Lifetime Channel in Army Wives.

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