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| Posted: 26 Feb 2009 06:30 AM CST A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out. "While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.  |
| Posted: 26 Feb 2009 06:15 AM CST Funniest Commercial Ever Slapshot to the head
Don’t rob this lady!
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| Posted: 25 Feb 2009 08:12 AM CST One argument I have always felt was enough for me to move from New York to Miami was 365 days of bikinis!  |
| Posted: 25 Feb 2009 08:00 AM CST Some clothing items should not come in certain sizes…spandex, mini skirts, half shirts, and thongs to name a few!  |
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